Kill Tony #525 — Shane Gillis, Mitch Burrow
Guests: Shane Gillis · Mitch Burrow
Lineup
Set: Hans Kim performs about being straight, women, relationships, and his lack of respect from his father. Features jokes about protein during pregnancy, relationships, and a cum rag.
Interview: Tony asks about his father thinking he's gay, his breakup, DMT use, and his dating life. Hans discusses doing ketamine and cocaine regularly, and the makeout segment with Bella.
- Women vs. bigger, hairier versions of women for sexual purposes.
- Men would overeat protein/creatine if they gave birth.
- Relationships = carrying around your mistakes.
- Hans makes out with Bella from the audience after she volunteers
- Discussion of Hans's DMT pen and regular drug use
Briana Switzler
Set: Michael performs dark comedy about his fake girlfriend, calling women misogynists, and his girlfriend getting hit by a bus with a punchline about avoiding fatherhood.
Interview: Tony discovers Michael is only 26, started comedy in April, just quit HEB, lives with strict parents, reads about Lakers, and has vampire-like qualities. Tony coaches him on his dark humor.
- Girlfriend bulimic, bought bidet so she can wash out her mouth.
- Girlfriend hit by bus, avoiding fatherhood punchline.
- Tony recognizes Michael's vampire-like qualities and compares him to Dracula
- Michael reveals he was caught masturbating by his mother
Set: Collin performs about seeing 'God hates gay' signs in Texas, questions God's sexuality based on his all-male angel crew, and makes jokes about Virgin Mary conception.
Interview: Tony recalls Collin was on two weeks ago and drank five shots of Jameson on stage. Collin reveals he's on a two-week bender since quitting his job and is breaking family crest rings for money.
- If anybody's gay, isn't that God hanging with male angels?
- God asking Virgin Mary (age 12) to have his baby without sex.
- Heavy personal trauma revealed: father suicide when Collin was 18 during college
- Collin opens up about being on suicide watch and contemplating similar path
Set: David performs about being Black in modern times, threatening babies on planes, critiques women's love languages, and jokes about forcing oral sex on dates.
Interview: Tony and David roast each other about fashion and bodies. Discussion covers restroom habits, fishing, working with Brendan Schaub on Thick Boy tour, and shotgunning beer competition with Mitch.
- Best time to be Black, almost illegal to be straight white male.
- Women's love languages vs. sucking dick as primary love language.
- Shotgun beer competition with Mitch Burrow, Tony coaches both
- Push-up challenge between David and Mitch after beer shotgun
Set: Festim performs about honoring cones killed by drivers, gay sign-up line at beer pong, truck driver bathroom access struggles, and parallels between truck drivers and transgender people.
Interview: Tony learns Festim is from Kosovo, lives in his truck, has driven for six years, survived war, has a wife, practices paganism, and self-published two books on Amazon.
- Truck drivers and transgender people equally denied restroom access.
- Festim reveals he's published two books on Amazon
- Panel attempts to find Festim's books online, struggles with spelling
- Festim fist-bumps and does awkward dance moves during interview
Set: Israel performs about Olive Garden being stingy with cheese, unlimited salad vs. rationed cheese, and the old-fashioned cheese grater contraption used by servers.
Interview: Israel reveals 15 years of stand-up experience, tours with John Polar Bear, originally from El Paso/San Antonio, makes living from comedy despite no backup plan.
- Olive Garden unlimited salad but stingy with cheese contradictions.
- Old-fashioned cheese contraption requires crank, server struggles with it.
- Tony coaches Israel on joke length and word economy
Set: Shannon performs about family members you can't stand, arguing with his four-year-old niece about favorite colors and Power Rangers, and threatening to end a child.
Interview: Tony learns Shannon works with special needs children, is single, formerly did male exotic dancing, and has been doing comedy for three years in Austin.
- Arguing with four-year-old niece over favorite color, threatening her.
- Niece calls Shannon bald during Power Rangers role-play argument.
- Shannon performs lap dance for Mitch Burrow on stage
- Beer poured on Mitch during dance performance