Kill Tony #525 — Shane Gillis, Mitch Burrow

Set: Hans Kim performs about being straight, women, relationships, and his lack of respect from his father. Features jokes about protein during pregnancy, relationships, and a cum rag.

Interview: Tony asks about his father thinking he's gay, his breakup, DMT use, and his dating life. Hans discusses doing ketamine and cocaine regularly, and the makeout segment with Bella.

Set: Brianna performs about being a queer black woman aspiring to white male privilege, comparing herself to a sex worker, and makes jokes about white people and casseroles.

Interview: Tony learns she's not actually a comedian, just signed up to 'shoot her shot' and protest patriarchy. She admits the set didn't translate well and isn't a fan of white people despite being half white.

Set: Michael performs dark comedy about his fake girlfriend, calling women misogynists, and his girlfriend getting hit by a bus with a punchline about avoiding fatherhood.

Interview: Tony discovers Michael is only 26, started comedy in April, just quit HEB, lives with strict parents, reads about Lakers, and has vampire-like qualities. Tony coaches him on his dark humor.

Set: Collin performs about seeing 'God hates gay' signs in Texas, questions God's sexuality based on his all-male angel crew, and makes jokes about Virgin Mary conception.

Interview: Tony recalls Collin was on two weeks ago and drank five shots of Jameson on stage. Collin reveals he's on a two-week bender since quitting his job and is breaking family crest rings for money.

Set: David performs about being Black in modern times, threatening babies on planes, critiques women's love languages, and jokes about forcing oral sex on dates.

Interview: Tony and David roast each other about fashion and bodies. Discussion covers restroom habits, fishing, working with Brendan Schaub on Thick Boy tour, and shotgunning beer competition with Mitch.

Set: Festim performs about honoring cones killed by drivers, gay sign-up line at beer pong, truck driver bathroom access struggles, and parallels between truck drivers and transgender people.

Interview: Tony learns Festim is from Kosovo, lives in his truck, has driven for six years, survived war, has a wife, practices paganism, and self-published two books on Amazon.

Set: Israel performs about Olive Garden being stingy with cheese, unlimited salad vs. rationed cheese, and the old-fashioned cheese grater contraption used by servers.

Interview: Israel reveals 15 years of stand-up experience, tours with John Polar Bear, originally from El Paso/San Antonio, makes living from comedy despite no backup plan.

Set: Shannon performs about family members you can't stand, arguing with his four-year-old niece about favorite colors and Power Rangers, and threatening to end a child.

Interview: Tony learns Shannon works with special needs children, is single, formerly did male exotic dancing, and has been doing comedy for three years in Austin.

Set: William performs about Mickey Mouse in Die Hard, guest hosting Murphy Brown, Hunter Biden's reaction to Afghanistan, Tinker Bell absence, and announces engagement to Miss Amy O.

Interview: William reveals he got engaged to Miss Amy O from last week and they plan to marry next October. Discussion includes their relationship, physical intimacy, and Miss Amy O's background with cocaine use and prior incarceration.

Interview: Amy O brought on stage as William's fiancée. Reveals cocaine use, prior incarceration (both jail and prison), AA tattoo converted to dream catcher, black children, and prior paranoia about William cheating.

Interview: Shane appears as main panel guest throughout episode, participates in roasting and commentary on other performers, gets lap-danced by Shannon D Sims, gets defensive when Amy O makes jokes about his appearance.

Interview: Mitch appears as main panel guest, participates in roasting, participates in shotgunning beer with David Lucas, gets lap-danced by Shannon D Sims, and becomes increasingly uncomfortable with Miss Amy O's behavior.