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Kill Tony #524 — Kyle Dunnigan, Kurt Metzger

📅 September 13, 2021 📍 Austin, TX Vulcan Gas Company 🎤 10 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Kyle Dunnigan · Kurt Metzger

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Observational jokes about having sex with a yoga instructor, not understanding sober people, and drug addicts talking about their experiences. Concludes with commentary on Asian comedy.

Interview: Hans discusses recent dating, a camping trip where he nearly drowned and had to be rescued, and his guitar skills. His ex-girlfriend Paige arrives to make out with him, and Tony extensively riffs on their relationship and sexual compatibility.

Bits:
  • Girl into yoga and choke sex - do you enjoy breathing or not
  • Drug addict says you don't know addiction - if only you'd write books
  • Asian comedy - still hungry for more afterwards
Moments:
  • Hans performs full rendition of Radiohead's 'Creep' on guitar, visibly emotional and energized
  • Ex-girlfriend Paige comes on stage and kisses Hans; Tony extensively interviews them about their relationship, sexual compatibility, and breakup
  • Multiple audience members cry during Hans's rendition of 'Creep'
2

Jamie Gravy

Set: Jokes about having a threesome (mostly work, prefers monogamy), telling friends about sexual experiences, being an ally to the LGBT community, and suggesting the acronym be shortened to 'gay'.

Interview: Jamie has been doing stand-up for six years, recently moved to Austin from Dallas, and is pursuing comedy full-time. Tony asks if he can freestyle rap, discusses his stage name origin, and Jamie reveals he was arrested and went to rehab for oxycontin addiction in his youth.

Bits:
  • Threesome overrated, prefers mono; friends ask wrong question about gender
  • LGBT acronym growing too long, consolidated to just 'gay'
  • Being an ally to LGBT community, they're getting too proud
Moments:
  • Jamie reveals he was arrested at eighteen for robbing houses and went to rehab for oxycontin addiction
  • Tony and Kurt discuss his experience getting booed at a black audience in Kansas City
3

Clemente Villegas

Set: Observational comedy about being mixed-race (white mother, Mexican father), getting best of both worlds (summer camp vs immigration camp), and dating a Black woman with jokes about credit scores and nicknames.

Interview: Clemente has been doing comedy for four years, moved to Austin from Amarillo a month ago, and works at Happy State Bank. He discusses his living situation with his girlfriend and reveals he has a brain mass in his hypothalamus that hasn't been checked in five years.

Bits:
  • Mixed race - white so summer camp, brown so immigration camp
  • Dating black woman who lucked out picking me but I have bad credit
  • Cute nicknames for each other, then joke abruptly ends
Moments:
  • Clemente reveals he has a non-cancerous mass in his brain's hypothalamus that he hasn't checked in five years
  • Discussion of his anti-vax nurse mother who resembles Alex Jones
4

William Ray

Set: Dark observational comedy about looking like Nosferatu, not being able to cancel clowns, and connecting the famous clown John Wayne Gacy to problems in the clown community.

Interview: William reveals this is his fourth time on stage ever, works as a hardwood floor specialist, plays organ at haunted houses, is 51 years old, was convicted of assault with a deadly weapon in 1992 at a Denny's, and spent two years in prison for subsequent drug charges.

Bits:
  • Look like Nosferatu, bald white guy with big nose
  • Try to cancel clowns for silently mocking me for years
  • Famous clown (Gacy) raped and murdered children, worst for clown case
Moments:
  • William reveals 1992 assault at Denny's where drunk friend headbutted him, he threw a beer can at friend's face, and was arrested by security despite friend not pressing charges
  • Discusses spending two years in prison for subsequent drug charges (marijuana, cocaine, crystal meth)
  • Reveals his mother abandoned him at age 11 and later passed away; she is being discussed as present at the show
5

Jeremy Zatt

Set: Jokes about having three fathers (biological dad left, adopted dad raised him, then biological dad returned), mother not being a slut but 'sweetest woman', childhood sex talk involving pornography, and dealing with small penis and premature ejaculation.

Interview: Jeremy is 32, first time ever on stage, from St. Louis, saw Tony at Helium comedy club, married with a daughter due in January, works as a safety engineer giving out hard hats. Discussion of his three fathers and his wife's work with people with special needs.

Bits:
  • Have three dads - mother gives shirt off back, later becomes dad
  • Dad gave sex talk via pornography, thought had small penis
  • Had sex with girls and confirmed small penis and premature ejaculation
Moments:
  • Jeremy explains complicated three-father situation: adoption at age 1 as Dolorelli, biological father returned when he was 18 as Zadarelli, different stepfathers
  • Reveals wife works with people with special needs, creates awkward implications about his new daughter
6

Kevin Rodriguez

Set: Comedy about being Puerto Rican immigrant and bringing diseases, Americans' fear of immigrants, coming out to parents as introvert vs. gay, and his wife working with people with special needs.

Interview: Kevin is from Puerto Rico, lives in Detroit, came there following his father in 2012, works for a cable/spectrum company as safety engineer, came out as introvert to his parents. Tony offers him beers to drink during the show and promises to bring him back to dance at the end.

Bits:
  • Puerto Ricans bring diseases like ebola, people think we bring diabetes
  • Came out to parents as introvert not gay, could have been parade
  • Wife works with special needs people, he gives them hard hats as safety engineer
Moments:
  • Tony offers Kevin five beers and promises to bring him back on stage to dance at the end of the show
7

Pedro Valenzuela

Set: Jokes about COVID rapid tests (thinks he has AIDS), hiding things in afro, not marching for peace, Black Lives Matter but doesn't want baby mama pregnant again.

Interview: Pedro lost his driver's license at Antone's nightclub, had to move to Detroit following his father, works in independent contracting like Uber, can't currently work due to license loss and loan restrictions, dropped out of Michigan State after five years.

Bits:
  • Mic condoms on mics - prefer original condom the mouth
  • Bought rapid test online, got wrong one, think I have AIDS
  • Have afro, people ask if hiding something, yeah an asshole
Moments:
  • Pedro reveals he lost his driver's license at Antone's nightclub and can't get a new one due to COVID delays at DMV
  • Tony jokes that Pedro looks like Junior from The Sopranos; Red Band references Jerry Maguire child actor
  • Pedro becomes evasive about personal life, repeatedly saying he can't talk about things
8

Garrett Wayne

Set: Unfinished joke about working a catering job at a wedding with elderly grandparents and the bittersweetness of family gatherings.

Interview: Garrett is from Iowa, has been in Austin since June after living in Houston from March-June, only doing comedy for a couple months, wears white jeans and a strange outfit. Both parents died; adopted guardian who gave him his distinctive hat also died unexpectedly on a bathroom floor a week and a half after adoption.

Bits:
  • Worked wedding catering, grandmas on walkers standing there before they die
Moments:
  • Garrett reveals both biological parents died (one from cancer, other from blood clot in lungs) and his guardian/adoptive mother was found dead on bathroom floor unexpectedly
  • Multiple observations about Garrett's bizarre outfit coordination (white jeans, gallagher hat, various clashing colors); Tony compares him to Batman with dead guardians
  • Tony reveals Garrett was also on the show last week and jokes about him being a murderer due to everyone around him dying
9

Miss Amy O

Set: Amy reveals she's a felon but can legally carry guns, pulls out stress balls she made, discusses her tinnitus and waking up with urge to pee, shows puppet/ventriloquism act.

Interview: Miss Amy is 61 (turning 62), second appearance on show, just started stand-up comedy recently. She has a 84-year-old mother still alive she wishes to bring, discusses making stress balls and puppets as props. Tony expresses admiration for her energy and dedication to comedy despite being at an unconventional age.

Bits:
  • Felon with right to carry guns - found loophole, shows stress balls
  • Stress balls look like COVID virus models, delta variant joke
  • Has tinnitus - ringing in ear sometimes relief from own voice
Moments:
  • Miss Amy performs chaotic puppet/ventriloquism act with reverse ventriloquism where she talks and puppet laughs
  • Tony expresses genuine love and support for Amy's comedy journey despite her being 61 and untraditional
10

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: New jokes including Home Depot/Aphex Twin reference, Facebook Ray-Bans surveillance joke comparing Mark Zuckerberg to Crash Test Dummy, 9/11 suicide bomber jokes, and terrorist airplane field jokes.

Bits:
  • Home Depot jingle invented by Aphex Twin (electronic musician)
  • Facebook Ray-Bans glasses record everything, Zuckerberg looks like mortician crash test dummy
  • 99 suicide bomber virgins joke - 99 problems but not a virgin
Moments:
  • William mentions his mother just made it out of the hospital and thanks her at the top of set