Tomek Kolecki
Tomek Kolecki has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Tomek discusses being Polish immigrant with strong accent, difficulty being sexy with Polish accent, pickup line 'how much', wanting to trick Latinas with green card promise, and Poland's lack of oil.
- Polish accent not sexy like Italian/French; best pickup line 'how much' for prostitutes.
- Poland has no oil; white people without white privilege; like black guy with short dick.
- Polish soccer team is terrible; understands Dallas Cowboys fans' disappointment.
Polish comedian on month-long US visit delivers set comparing Poland to Oklahoma, discussing German-Russian location, European geography, and comedy references.
- Poland between Germany and Russia is like America between two Detroits
- Europe is like America where each country is a state, Poland is Oklahoma
- Poland at least is not as bad as Louisiana, European shithole