Kill Tony #636 — Ron White, Pauly Shore

Set: Matthew Perry references, observational humor about women watching murder documentaries vs. men watching porn, ghosting a sunburned girl.

Interview: Hans discusses his recent sold-out shows with Tony, mentions William potentially having a drinking problem and peeing in bottles on tour.

Set: Self-deprecating Italian stereotypes, childhood obesity awareness month joke, Planet Fitness pizza paradox, religious cocaine joke.

Interview: Tony from Florida discusses moving to Austin, air conditioning repair background, selling political shirts with minimal success, Ukrainian girlfriend of two years.

Set: Rasputin/Mr. Rogers hybrid appearance, vegetable joke about hitting objects, mugging by single father with baby, baby intimidation humor.

Interview: Micah began standup in Dallas in 2018, appears homeless with his styling, sleeps in truck and lives with mom in Mansfield.

Set: Soulmate with ugly face, dating someone with eyes too far apart, joke about cutting out eyes for love, missionary sex drowning risk.

Interview: Cam discusses his happiness, recent Chicago show where Hannibal Burress appeared, his father traveling with him at age 64.

Set: High at grocery store, employee named Evan called to customer service causing confusion and panic about stealing something.

Interview: First-time stand-up, from northern Michigan, long-time Kill Tony fan who saw Ron White with his father in Kansas City.

Set: Relationship advice about improving oral sex skills, lesbians as workplace competition with work ethic of illegal Mexicans, Tesla-chargeable dildos.

Interview: Moved to Austin in May, works as credit analyst/underwriter, demonstrates tongue looping technique for oral sex, has Latina girlfriend of one year.

Set: Walking down Sixth Street, Instagram live vaping baby incident, tattoo showing, exposing genitals in alley, hitting someone with car.

Interview: Golden ticket winner became famous after viral episode, friends jealous, episode aired week ago, no sexual progress with offered women.

Set: Open book, tight pussy, chuckle fucker, bench pressing Fender Stratocaster, ex-husband never went down on her in 12 years, now raising Stewie from Family Guy.

Interview: From Arkansas, divorced, unemployed, recently evicted, worked as traveling OR nurse for 14 years including sex change surgeries in San Francisco.

Set: Started comedy in El Paso with large landfill, Walmart mass shooting reference with 11 volunteers joke, father encouraged him to keep going.

Interview: From San Antonio, previously on show on his July birthday, goes door-to-door selling solar appointments, attended Burning Man which got flooded.

Set: Kickboxing for confidence but just getting beaten, wears Iron Mike Tyson shirt to channel greatness, shares gap-toothed similarity to Tyson, would buy tiger instead of going to prison.

Interview: One year standup experience, from Cleveland Ohio, visiting Austin one week, studies for school, recently left Navy, worked on F-18 engines.

Set: Shouting fuck in white crowds, God's got me mentality, friends dismissing serious problems via faith, tax evasion anxiety.

Interview: Five-year standup veteran from Kansas, had afro previously on show, sells beer, previously a gigolo for $200 per session, also performs private sex work in Winfield.

Set: Excessive sweating identifies as Baptist preacher in summer and brisket, sweating at mall mistaken for mental health crisis, waterboarding girlfriend with sweat during sex.

Interview: Golden ticket winner five years ago from Houston, recently recorded Shipley Donuts training video, still works at Bies, ate 24 donuts during shooting.

Set: Alaskan Airlines pilot on mushrooms trying to shut down engines, definition of girl boss, waiting for 36 Mafia FBI indictment.