Kill Tony #637 — Steve-O, Adrienne Iapalucci
Guests: Steve-O · Adrienne Iapalucci
Lineup
Set: New material about following Instagram models, midgets vs. Mexicans, and strip clubs. Hans admits jokes were just for racism.
Interview: Discussed blocking Kill Tony from girlfriend's YouTube, prior racism jokes, and his relationship with his girlfriend.
- Girlfriend mad at following Instagram models; prefers watching them age
- If midgets called little people, what do we call Mexicans
- Hans explicitly admits his strip club story was made up just to do racism
- Tony and panel discuss Hans's casual racism as his brand
Set: New comedian with dark humor about gag reflex, friend's multiple abortions, Gen Z classmates, and jokes about not having Black friends. Very edgy debut.
Interview: Started comedy in March, does hair for living (Balayage specialist), charges $300-600, wants to move to New York, supportive Trump-supporting parents.
- No gag reflex; friend had multiple babies/abortions in cycle
- Millennial with Gen Z classmates; doesn't condone school shootings but understands
- Looks like spoiled rich white kid; Black friend didn't exist
- Tyler admits at end of school shooting joke that he doesn't actually have a Black friend
- Tony and panel immediately discuss potential as new regular
- Extensive banter about Balayage specialty, hair costs, and various innuendo
Kojak
Set: Returning performer with brand-heavy material: Black and gay identity, David Goggins impressions, motivational reframing of sexual acts, HIV/theft joke.
Interview: Been on show 4 months prior, got hand job from twink with mullet at lake, recent shows building reputation, mostly David Goggins material.
- Black and gay; looks like David Goggins if motivation was sucking
- Don't stop sucking dick when tired, stop when done, stay hard
- Ran 15 miles, gay demon chased first two miles, stayed hard
- D Madness (blind homophobic correspondent) extremely uncomfortable, Tony notes D wouldn't look his direction
- Kojak deflects talking about giving hand job to mullet guy on prior episode
- Adrian suggests transitioning to next level of drag/performance
Set: Kill Tony regular delivering brand-based material about liking rocks, police interaction asking his name, finds big rock, jokes about Tyler's sexual skills.
Interview: Recently got clothes and money from success, going on jet to Phoenix/San Diego, first jet ride, living improved lifestyle, expects to see new places.
- Every time does set someone yells rock joke; threatening to stone audience
- Cop kept asking name while jaywalking; ended with rock question
- Holds up large rock on stage, Tyler immediately recognizes from earlier episode
- Tony notes transformation from poor to wealthy in 3-4 months with new clothes/Polo/suit
- Discusses upcoming jet trip and requests two white people on jet
Set: Second appearance with material about moving from Alabama, father's riddles, tarot readings, astrology jokes, girlfriend into witchy things, professional wrestling bit, skinny-guy dick joke.
Interview: Moved to Austin 8 months ago from Alabama after 4 years doing comedy, works at airport making pizzas, depressed, plays video games, has roommate Heath.
- Father's nonsensical riddle about holding pig while Brent gives advice
- Tarot readings fun; prefer charismatic 19-year-old witch over therapy
- Lady said skinny guys have big dicks; that's how he found out
- Tony gets angry at specific woman in front row making noise, discovers she's friends with roommate Heath through mutual acquaintance
- Tony discusses Heath living on Brent's couch, sent Australian woman's breasts pic, born in Brownwood
- Brent admits depressed, plays video games, struggles getting out of rut
Set: Returning comedian with dark material about being fat kid, kidnapping near theme parks, Chris Farley comparison, ADHD vs. cocaine addiction, meth and coke made him sleep.
Interview: Started comedy last year, 15 sets in Seattle went well, lost 120 lbs in 4 months from fatty liver by not eating/smoking weed/gaming, been on show before.
- Fat kid; no kidnapping attempts near theme parks he lived near
- High school nickname Chris Farley for being fat, funny, on cocaine
- Coke and meth put him to sleep, caused addiction problem
- Tony notes Nathan's sets are terrible, this appearance worse than prior
- Massive weight loss (120 lbs in 4 months) from stopping eating and extreme measures
- Nathan mentions starting liquid IV after hearing Kill Tony promotion
Set: AGT finalist golden ticket winner returns with new minute about collecting straws, Canadian government ban, dehydrated appearance, jokes about turtles and plastic straws.
Interview: Sold house in Canada, now Austin resident and American citizen, went to AGT as finalist for visa/green card, won what he asked for, did ball-picking stunt with Tony.
- Collects straws not rocks due to disability; Canada banning plastics
- Arm looks like watch on beef jerky from dehydration since 2020
- Sixth Street junkies flock to straws like pigeons, throw to escape
- Major callback: won golden ticket, went to AGT, became finalist, got American citizenship
- Tony's relationship with Aaron deeply established; they hang out regularly in Austin
- AGT gave him free psychiatrist when audio failed in finals
- Required to wear green pants suit for AGT finals like Ellen DeGeneres' niece
- Aaron types responses on phone, has no gag reflex, raps about girlfriend infidelity
Set: Returning comedian with high-energy cocaine and politics material, jokes about Capri Sun drug consumption, liberal drug use, fiscal conservatism about cocaine.
Interview: Stopped cocaine 2 years ago, did 40-day rehab, recently relapsed on month-long honeymoon to Europe, married 2 years to swamp man from Louisiana moving to Minneapolis.
- Liked Bud Light and cocaine; called snorting Capri Sunning
- Socially liberal on cocaine amount, fiscally conservative on cost
- Doing cocaine around dad made his politics about poor people make sense
- Adrian notes refreshing that he discusses topics beyond being gay
- Admits to relapse on honeymoon in Europe, married to open relationship
- References wearing boots with husband; maintains marriage traditions
Set: Kill Tony debut from iron worker, military operator on predator drones, Subway mascot jokes, Air tag on girlfriend's clitoris, Free Palestine sign misread, Gmail gender pronouns.
Interview: Works 58 hours as iron worker, climbs buildings like famous NYC photo, fell out two-story window at 15 months old, had pilot license in college, casual about unprotected sex.
- Bought air tag for girlfriend's clitoris to track running errands
- Saw Free Palestine sign; thought Palestine was for sale
- Changed gender to Gmail, pronouns send and receive
- Admits no gag reflex from earlier bit; Tony connects to Tyler's earlier joke
- Revealed UFO sighting north of Vegas during military service, clams up
- Survived two-story window fall at 15 months old on concrete
- Had unprotected sex on first date; asked girlfriend twice about birth control
Bill Carroll
Set: Kill Tony debut from mild factory worker, jokes about losing things, air tag on girlfriend's clitoris, Free Palestine misread, Gmail gender pronouns.
Interview: 31 years old, first time standup, works at factory making rocket parts, considering quitting after 10 years, does Jiu-Jitsu and comedy, girlfriend Selena from LA.
- Loses things constantly; carries passport to bars
- Air tag on girlfriend's clitoris caught it running errands
- Changed gender to Gmail, pronouns send and receive
- Revealed missionary position too extreme due to eye contact intensity
- Only lasts 7 seconds; pinches himself to distract during sex
- Girlfriend Selena arriving at 5am from LA; will pick her up after show
- Tony accidentally diagnoses all his issues through interview questions
- Panel discovers he's remarkably bland; accidentally funny when honest
Set: Kill Tony Hall of Fame regular returns with material about Neo-Nazis, shampoo, Shazamed Harry Styles, Red Band appearance, Trump's sister Maryann death, Apex Twin Grammy nomination.
Interview: Buddies with Apex Twin after joking about him; attending 2024 Grammys with him, signed multi-million dollar Dude Wipes deal, installed $250k escalator in one-story apartment.
- Difference between Neo-Nazi and Free Palestine activist: shampoo
- Shazamed Harry Styles song at coffee shop, extremely disappointed
- Trump's sister Maryann dead at 86; she helped Donald with college
- Major announcement: now personal friends with Apex Twin, attending Grammys together
- Demonstrates frivolous spending: bought $250k escalator for one-story apartment
- Has surgery scheduled for tomorrow; mentions going under the knife