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Kill Tony #687 — Joe DeRosa, Chris Distefano

📅 October 7, 2024 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Joe DeRosa · Chris Distefano

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Lineup

1

Enrique Chacon

Set: Enrique discusses abusing his own food supply while driving Uber Eats, weight gain, his girlfriend sucking his breasts, and the resulting orgasms.

Interview: Enrique talks about stopping Uber Eats work, his fitness and biking efforts with a disabled friend, touring with Heath Cordes and Rick Diaz. Chris DiStefano invites him to perform at his Dallas shows.

Bits:
  • Abusing Uber Eats supply leading to contaminating customer food orders.
  • Girlfriend unexpectedly sucking his breasts due to his weight gain.
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner gets offered real paid spot at Chris DiStefano's Dallas show.
2

Emily Wade

Set: Emily jokes about her 66-year-old father marrying a Ugandan mail-order bride younger than her, and how he provided for the bride more than he provided for his daughter.

Interview: Emily explains she's been doing comedy for one year, moved from Boston to Miami to Austin, co-hosts a podcast called 'Two Girls One Blunt.' Joe DeRosa and Chris provide comedy coaching on premises and shock value versus truth.

Bits:
  • Father paid for mail-order bride's education instead of supporting his own daughter.
  • Would have sucked her father's dick if she'd known it would pay for college.
Moments:
  • Emily took extended 10-second silence mid-set due to nervousness, overshadowed her strong material.
3

Chris Rees

Set: Chris performs extremely dark material about Epstein Island, child molestation, and retarded children, making jokes comparing which victims would be easier.

Interview: Chris reveals he's 25, started standup at 18 (7 years), is a cook at Torches, lives with a roommate in San Marcos, has social anxiety, and was previously molested. Panel discusses his dark comedy choices.

Bits:
  • Jokes about which child would be easier to molest on Epstein Island.
  • Retarded kids would be too confused to testify about molestation.
Moments:
  • Chris reveals he was molested as a child when asked directly on stage.
4

Chen

Set: Chen, a trans comedian, jokes about being called gay when coming out as trans, sucking dicks in dresses, and her boyfriend joking she should transition from alive to dead.

Interview: Chen is a regular on the show, DJs on Tuesdays at Shakespeare's comedy club, plays ethnic music based on audience demographics, born in Wuhan China, moved to America at 10, raised in New Mexico.

Bits:
  • Friends called her gay for being trans; sucking dick in a dress is 'super gay.'
  • Boyfriend offered to help her transition from 'taker to giver' or 'alive to dead.'
Moments:
  • Chen reveals she was born in Wuhan, China during interview, prompting conspiracy jokes.
5

Jared Nathan

Set: Jared makes a joke about finding explosive deals on Amazon that only ship to Lebanon, then thanks the audience with a thick stutter.

Interview: Jared is a golden ticket winner from Toronto, has a prominent stutter that worsens with alcohol, working on his US visa, previously had his tricycle stolen in Canada.

Bits:
  • Amazon selling explosives with shipping only to Lebanon.
Moments:
  • Jared appears visibly intoxicated with worsening stutter, Tony asks if he's sick before ejecting him.
  • Jared is ejected from stage for being ill and spreading sickness, spitting on the mic.
6

Soul

Set: Soul performs material about failing SATs, Asian parent pressure, American identity, eating anything including pets, and keeping soy sauce packets to flavor discount sushi.

Interview: Soul is a Korean Air Force veteran from Gatlinburg Tennessee, drives for Uber at Austin Airport 25 times weekly, caregiver for elderly parents, divorced, adopted, searching for biological mother.

Bits:
  • Got 2400 on SAT but Asian parents still disappointed, shipped to America.
  • Keeps soy sauce packets in pocket to flavor discount bottom-row sushi.
Moments:
  • Soul reveals he's searching for his biological mother using limited information.
7

Drew Santana

Set: Drew opens with crude material about women tripping and showing genitalia, then performs a joke about Black people calling cars 'whips' being ironic.

Interview: Drew is 26, from Denver, moved to Austin 3 weeks ago, has 8-10 months of standup experience, previously worked restaurant jobs, mimes for amusement on stage.

Bits:
  • Black stereotype joke about calling cars 'whips' when they don't whip them.
Moments:
  • 'Break the Incel' segment where Tony invites Heidi to interact with Drew, testing his ability to talk to women.
  • Drew admits he needs to pee when looking at attractive woman, struggles with eye contact and basic conversation.
8

Peyton Ruddy

Set: Peyton jokes about Tinder requiring users to select 'Black Lives Matter' as a hobby, pointing out the absurdity of political movements being categorized as recreational activities.

Interview: Peyton is 23, started standup 6 years ago, from Chicago, just moved to Austin 3 weeks ago, doesn't have a job yet, appears young and physically immature.

Bits:
  • Tinder lists Black Lives Matter as selectable hobby, comparing it to drums.
Moments:
  • Chris DiStefano compliments Peyton's maturity and comedy craft, invites him to Dallas shows.
9

Jorja Krajicek

10

Bruno Oliviera

Set: Bruno, an Australian scaffolder, discusses being mistaken for Mexican, having 'prison eyes,' and being told he's intimidating despite being nice.

Interview: Bruno is Australian, not Mexican, boxing background explains his flat nose and back-of-head injury, revealed he was drugged and knocked unconscious at a bar, slipped on his own urine.

Bits:
  • People call him 'Hector from Fast & Furious' and think he's Mexican.
  • People say he has 'prison eyes' and looks intimidating despite being nice.
Moments:
  • Tony draws a face on Bruno's caved-in back of head with Sharpie, revealing head trauma.
  • Bruno reveals he was drugged at a bar, knocked unconscious while urinating, woke with blood.
11

Luke Wright

Set: Luke discusses identifying as a 'Badly Bald Caucasian,' his rough childhood with a conspiracy-theorist father, priests beating him, and Mexican food nostalgia leading to innuendo.

Interview: Luke is 23, from Connecticut originally but moved to Houston at 12, just started working at an art gallery, previously worked at migrant shelter helping ICE detainees.

Bits:
  • Had to beat priests off with stick as cute kid at church.
  • Al pastor tacos recreate childhood comfort of Mexican food after church.
Moments:
  • Luke reveals he has aged terribly with worst front-of-head after Bruno's back-of-head segment.