Chris Rees
Chris Rees has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Chris is half Mexican but looks white, discusses masturbation techniques, an Asian man masturbation method, and texting suicide threats while masturbating.
- Half Mexican but born with white skin, lucky for staying in country.
- Texts all contacts 'I'm going to kill myself' then ignores calls while masturbating.
Chris performs extremely dark material about Epstein Island, child molestation, and retarded children, making jokes comparing which victims would be easier.
- Jokes about which child would be easier to molest on Epstein Island.
- Retarded kids would be too confused to testify about molestation.
Chris performed edgy comedy about menstruation during oral sex and graphic descriptions of blood. His bit was provocative but benefited from following Scott's disastrous set.
- Girl on period during oral sex, uses razor blade for realism
Comedy about Avengers movies and the unrealistic nature of Captain America being comfortable with Black Panther after being frozen since the 1940s.
- Avengers movies unrealistic because Captain America frozen since 1940s uncomfortable with Black Panther.
- Pink panther was a thief while Black Panther wasn't, joke about fictional panthers.
Chris, 21 years old, opens with shocking childhood story of being forced to give hand job to 13-year-old at age 8. Turns it into dark comedy comparing his sadness levels.
- Cried more about candy bar choice than being molested as child.
- 13-year-old shot hot glue on my face - I cleaned off with leaves.