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Kill Tony #488

📅 January 18, 2021 📍 Austin, TX Antones 🎤 12 comedians

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Lineup

1

Edward Jones

Set: Self-described jack of all trades nervous in front of crowds, rambling set about special education, homework, and aspirations. Ended abruptly with poem about coming up in the world.

Interview: Tony and panel extensively interviewed Edward about his background, stripping for gay men, jaw fracture from altercation, and various life circumstances. Discussion was compassionate yet comedically framed.

Bits:
  • What do you call two guys who copy homework? Special ed guys.
  • I'm not the real Edward Jones investor, wished he was my dad.
Moments:
  • Edward unexpectedly reveals he strips for gay men for money, catches Tony off-guard
  • Extended compassionate interview where Edward opens up about personal struggles
2

John Rice

Set: John, a gay Uber driver from Seattle, discusses flying under gaydar as 'incog homo', getting dude bros in his Prius, and his bottom preferences. Clever observations about sexuality and lifestyle.

Interview: Discussed coming out at 34, previous sexual experiences with women despite being gay, and his background from West Virginia. Talked about hitchhiking, driving tour buses, and a memorable beach encounter.

Bits:
  • Incog homo - flying under gaydar, especially useful in Mississippi.
  • Dude bros in Prius get uncomfortable when I say 'ruse' or have rainbow stickers.
  • If you like squirting, just be gay and enjoy butt stuff.
Moments:
  • John describes using magnifying glass to smoke weed through beach rocks, then having sex
  • Tony asks probing questions about sexual preferences and past experiences
3

Ivan Garcia

Set: Ivan does offensive material about autism from crustless sandwiches, passport usage for one-night stands, drug dealer promotion to sex trafficking. Attempts edgy observational humor with limited punchlines.

Interview: 11-year comedy veteran from San Jose now in Austin. Recently ended 8-year relationship, lived in car during COVID, took passenger seat out for sex. Discussed dating women of various ages.

Bits:
  • Drug dealer got promoted - now a sex trafficker.
  • They found what causes autism: feeding kids crustless sandwiches.
Moments:
  • Ivan reveals he lived in his car and had sex in it regularly
  • Tony calls out weak material after 11 years, suggesting he hasn't developed strong punchlines
4

Britney Ledesma

Set: Britney, almost two years into comedy, delivers polished set comparing herself to classic car, dating much older men, mentions shingles instead of STDs, confusion about what to call older boyfriends.

Interview: Discussed recent dietary changes, IBS symptoms, painting, gardening ghost peppers. Recently quit drinking after a week. Runs four shows with Ivan Garcia in Austin.

Bits:
  • Dating vintage men - beautiful outside, broken inside, endless money pit.
  • No STDs with older men, just shingles - that's all.
  • Called boyfriend 'uncle' in bed; he confused but interested.
Moments:
  • Second appearance in two weeks, strong callback performance
  • Tony praises her joke quality compared to Ivan's 11-year career
5

Nick Roche

Set: Nick, 3-year comedian, discusses growing hair out looking like Greta Thunberg, scuba diving fears about depression affecting performance. Clean, clever observational humor with strong punchlines.

Interview: 22-year-old recent graduate from Connecticut who moved to Austin in September. Works in drainage systems engineering, hosts open mic at San Jac Saloon. Looking for full-time employment.

Bits:
  • Growing hair out made me look like Greta Thunberg who deadlifts.
  • Depression on scuba form - how does it affect sinking performance?
Moments:
  • Strong set with clear jokes and good delivery despite limited experience
  • Tony highlights his engineering job as unexpectedly impressive for young comedian
6

Chris Rees

Set: Chris, 21 years old, opens with shocking childhood story of being forced to give hand job to 13-year-old at age 8. Turns it into dark comedy comparing his sadness levels.

Interview: Lives with John Rice in Austin. Works sorting women's clothing returns at Nadine West. Discussed childish experiences, mattress delivery incident with roommate, minimal dating life.

Bits:
  • Cried more about candy bar choice than being molested as child.
  • 13-year-old shot hot glue on my face - I cleaned off with leaves.
Moments:
  • Shocking opening joke establishes dark comedy persona immediately
  • Tony compares him to Eric Cartman, appreciates dark humor approach
7

Christina Michelle

Set: Christina does set about Capitol riot, senate intern story involving chef defecating and not washing hands before serving spaghetti to senators before Florida vote.

Interview: Attempted to game system by signing up under different name despite Tony's rules. Confrontational discussion about regular spots and system manipulation. Tony clarified she's not an official regular.

Bits:
  • Senate chef didn't wash hands after defecating, served spaghetti to senators.
Moments:
  • Christina attempts to game system by signing up under different name after being pulled last week
  • Tony and Christina have confrontational exchange about regular spots and system integrity
8

Mark Pena

Set: Mark discusses losing job to COVID, now selling plasma for money. Makes joke that he'd rather admit heroin use than plasma donation. Short set about embarrassment.

Interview: 28 years old, 9 years comedy experience. Works as hair stylist and landscaper. Currently sells plasma and does Instacart. Recently ended long relationship, went through period of sleeping with overweight women.

Bits:
  • Plasma donation track marks - easier to say I do heroin.
Moments:
  • Mark candidly discusses dating overweight women after breakup
  • Discussion about medications administered rectally to autistic child
9

Joey Bueno

Set: Joey, 42-year-old speech therapist with 20-year career, opens with Nick Manning porn reference, creates 'Taco Cabana' pet name for girlfriend (only available after 10pm), discusses weight loss.

Interview: Discussed 20-year speech therapy career with children and autism cases. Revealed medication rectally administered. DJ who plays clubs, loves live music. Living with girlfriend for couple years.

Bits:
  • Girl nicknamed Taco Cabana - only eat her after 2am like the restaurant.
Moments:
  • Joey reveals speech therapist background and extensive work with autism
  • Tony identifies lisp in Joey's speech - ironic for speech therapist
10

Adam Luckey

Set: Adam, 4-year comedian from Seattle now in Austin, does tarot readings, discusses moving from mom to girlfriend (relationship redefined not relocated), dark bedroom humor about giving 'Cosby' while partner sleeps.

Interview: 28 years old, won comedy competition early in career. Moved from Seattle with Rice and Chris. Engaged, wedding pushed to next year. Hosted shows to refine craft.

Bits:
  • Cosby ck - jerking off in front of girlfriend while sleeping.
Moments:
  • Strong set with callbacks to earlier material and confident delivery
  • Tony praises joke quality and timing after four years
12

Julian Madrid, Jillian