Kill Tony #488
Lineup
Set: Self-described jack of all trades nervous in front of crowds, rambling set about special education, homework, and aspirations. Ended abruptly with poem about coming up in the world.
Interview: Tony and panel extensively interviewed Edward about his background, stripping for gay men, jaw fracture from altercation, and various life circumstances. Discussion was compassionate yet comedically framed.
- What do you call two guys who copy homework? Special ed guys.
- I'm not the real Edward Jones investor, wished he was my dad.
- Edward unexpectedly reveals he strips for gay men for money, catches Tony off-guard
- Extended compassionate interview where Edward opens up about personal struggles
Set: John, a gay Uber driver from Seattle, discusses flying under gaydar as 'incog homo', getting dude bros in his Prius, and his bottom preferences. Clever observations about sexuality and lifestyle.
Interview: Discussed coming out at 34, previous sexual experiences with women despite being gay, and his background from West Virginia. Talked about hitchhiking, driving tour buses, and a memorable beach encounter.
- Incog homo - flying under gaydar, especially useful in Mississippi.
- Dude bros in Prius get uncomfortable when I say 'ruse' or have rainbow stickers.
- If you like squirting, just be gay and enjoy butt stuff.
- John describes using magnifying glass to smoke weed through beach rocks, then having sex
- Tony asks probing questions about sexual preferences and past experiences
Set: Ivan does offensive material about autism from crustless sandwiches, passport usage for one-night stands, drug dealer promotion to sex trafficking. Attempts edgy observational humor with limited punchlines.
Interview: 11-year comedy veteran from San Jose now in Austin. Recently ended 8-year relationship, lived in car during COVID, took passenger seat out for sex. Discussed dating women of various ages.
- Drug dealer got promoted - now a sex trafficker.
- They found what causes autism: feeding kids crustless sandwiches.
- Ivan reveals he lived in his car and had sex in it regularly
- Tony calls out weak material after 11 years, suggesting he hasn't developed strong punchlines
Set: Britney, almost two years into comedy, delivers polished set comparing herself to classic car, dating much older men, mentions shingles instead of STDs, confusion about what to call older boyfriends.
Interview: Discussed recent dietary changes, IBS symptoms, painting, gardening ghost peppers. Recently quit drinking after a week. Runs four shows with Ivan Garcia in Austin.
- Dating vintage men - beautiful outside, broken inside, endless money pit.
- No STDs with older men, just shingles - that's all.
- Called boyfriend 'uncle' in bed; he confused but interested.
- Second appearance in two weeks, strong callback performance
- Tony praises her joke quality compared to Ivan's 11-year career
Set: Nick, 3-year comedian, discusses growing hair out looking like Greta Thunberg, scuba diving fears about depression affecting performance. Clean, clever observational humor with strong punchlines.
Interview: 22-year-old recent graduate from Connecticut who moved to Austin in September. Works in drainage systems engineering, hosts open mic at San Jac Saloon. Looking for full-time employment.
- Growing hair out made me look like Greta Thunberg who deadlifts.
- Depression on scuba form - how does it affect sinking performance?
- Strong set with clear jokes and good delivery despite limited experience
- Tony highlights his engineering job as unexpectedly impressive for young comedian
Set: Chris, 21 years old, opens with shocking childhood story of being forced to give hand job to 13-year-old at age 8. Turns it into dark comedy comparing his sadness levels.
Interview: Lives with John Rice in Austin. Works sorting women's clothing returns at Nadine West. Discussed childish experiences, mattress delivery incident with roommate, minimal dating life.
- Cried more about candy bar choice than being molested as child.
- 13-year-old shot hot glue on my face - I cleaned off with leaves.
- Shocking opening joke establishes dark comedy persona immediately
- Tony compares him to Eric Cartman, appreciates dark humor approach
Set: Christina does set about Capitol riot, senate intern story involving chef defecating and not washing hands before serving spaghetti to senators before Florida vote.
Interview: Attempted to game system by signing up under different name despite Tony's rules. Confrontational discussion about regular spots and system manipulation. Tony clarified she's not an official regular.
- Senate chef didn't wash hands after defecating, served spaghetti to senators.
- Christina attempts to game system by signing up under different name after being pulled last week
- Tony and Christina have confrontational exchange about regular spots and system integrity
Set: Mark discusses losing job to COVID, now selling plasma for money. Makes joke that he'd rather admit heroin use than plasma donation. Short set about embarrassment.
Interview: 28 years old, 9 years comedy experience. Works as hair stylist and landscaper. Currently sells plasma and does Instacart. Recently ended long relationship, went through period of sleeping with overweight women.
- Plasma donation track marks - easier to say I do heroin.
- Mark candidly discusses dating overweight women after breakup
- Discussion about medications administered rectally to autistic child
Set: Joey, 42-year-old speech therapist with 20-year career, opens with Nick Manning porn reference, creates 'Taco Cabana' pet name for girlfriend (only available after 10pm), discusses weight loss.
Interview: Discussed 20-year speech therapy career with children and autism cases. Revealed medication rectally administered. DJ who plays clubs, loves live music. Living with girlfriend for couple years.
- Girl nicknamed Taco Cabana - only eat her after 2am like the restaurant.
- Joey reveals speech therapist background and extensive work with autism
- Tony identifies lisp in Joey's speech - ironic for speech therapist
Adam Luckey
Set: Adam, 4-year comedian from Seattle now in Austin, does tarot readings, discusses moving from mom to girlfriend (relationship redefined not relocated), dark bedroom humor about giving 'Cosby' while partner sleeps.
Interview: 28 years old, won comedy competition early in career. Moved from Seattle with Rice and Chris. Engaged, wedding pushed to next year. Hosted shows to refine craft.
- Cosby ck - jerking off in front of girlfriend while sleeping.
- Strong set with callbacks to earlier material and confident delivery
- Tony praises joke quality and timing after four years