Kill Tony #686 — Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez, Dave Smith

Set: Martin discusses unprotected sex, his parents' conception method, and incorporates magic into his act. He tells a story about a downer hijacking a shady airline and how terrorists would think it was just a bad airline crash.

Interview: Tony and panel tease Martin about his thrift-store shirt. Martin reveals his parents are from Virginia and defends his fashion choices. Discussion ranges from his shirt's appearance to his family background.

Set: Will's first-ever comedy set about a road trip from Salt Lake City to San Antonio where he texted his ex-girlfriend and she replied with the Utah suicide hotline number. The set is deeply personal and lacks punchlines, focusing on rejection and depression.

Interview: Will reveals this is his first comedy set, confirms the suicide hotline story is true, discusses his abusive sister who beat him severely, his recent move to Austin, lack of dating life, and bulimic episodes. He's given a kiss from Riley as a reward.

Set: Luke performs edgy material about Helen Keller's father being Confederate, racist jokes about Black people, controversial slur usage, microwave invention timing vs WWII, and jokes about genocide. Very offensive and dark comedy.

Interview: Luke discusses his sobriety (now sober from coke and alcohol), prior appearance on the show, revelation that Lewis did cocaine with him in Colorado Springs at Looney's Comedy Corner, and his job as a valet. Discussion becomes chaotic when Lewis admits his drug memory.

Set: Carly discusses being socially awkward in the bedroom, gives a Gordon Ramsay-style restaurant review while performing oral sex, mentions the guy's penis tasted like cheddar pretzels, and reveals he blocked her afterward.

Interview: Carly confirms the story is true, discusses the cheddar dick taste in detail, reveals she now has a boyfriend who does stand-up, is a stripper, and has an OnlyFans with pole dancing and custom content. Discussion becomes increasingly crude about her OnlyFans business.

Set: Kam performs a new minute about Reading, Pennsylvania being terrible, wanting to have sex with Amish women, visiting an Amish farm and finding them ugly, and a story about Marshawn Lynch being called OJ Simpson by an Amish tour guide.

Interview: Kam discusses attending a Longhorns game, dressed up as Amish with the crew for the show, they looked like slaves in the costumes, hates the Amish lifestyle, upcoming Vegas trip, loves his grandma's gambling winnings, and does a white people impression.

Set: Ya Boy Cheech does a panic set that falls apart mid-way, attempts a Hell's Kitchen Smeagol parody that doesn't land, repeats crowd sounds and phrases, and overall demonstrates a struggling set with zero punchlines.

Interview: Cheech reveals he's been doing stand-up for three years, travels city to city doing open mics after having a hard life, was a musician before comedy, and discusses childhood abuse from his drug-addicted alcoholic father. Interview becomes dark and uncomfortable discussing family trauma.

Set: Selena discusses being Mexican from Alabama who doesn't speak Spanish, refuses to wear animal print because she's bigger, hates Disney and the Little Mermaid casting, claims Mexicans should have been the original 'wetbacks,' and uses offensive language throughout.

Interview: Selena reveals she's been doing stand-up for a year and a half in Melbourne, Florida, works as a licensed aesthetician, is dating a white guy with severe autism who does jiu jitsu, steals from Walmart, got arrested for stealing MidSommar on Blu-ray, and it's her birthday.

Set: Hector discusses being bilingual and never being perfect at either language, a story about someone calling him by wrong terms (lookalike vs doppelganger), an argument in New York about antisemitism and semen retention, and learning that a compressor is a Mercedes.

Interview: Hector is 30, been doing stand-up for seven years starting in San Marcos/Austin, works in advertising, from Dallas originally, was jumped in high school, has a scar, has a sold-out show in Dallas, and is going to Mexico to help pick beans with his family during harvest season.

Set: Connor discusses being a musician for 17 years, his love for what heroin's done for music but not naps in cars, being woken with Narcan, different drug-related deaths based on music playing, and trying meth once.

Interview: Connor's first time on Kill Tony, from Cincinnati, Ohio for six years, moved to Austin two weeks ago, works in AV at a downtown hotel, first guest spot was with Big Jay, got a booking for Skank Fest Vegas, revealed he's a convicted felon for cocaine possession.

Set: Andrew opens with self-deprecating jokes about his face (sharp angles, triangle strapped to a block, Beavis and Butthead), gets the haircut wrong joke in first, then pivots to stealing as a prank on police sketch artists.

Interview: Andrew is Canadian from Toronto, been doing stand-up for nine years, now a full-time comedian, used to sell coconut water, married for a year after 13 years together, keeps things exciting sexually, travels a lot, went to Turkey, did mushrooms that made him stop going to church.

Set: Jessica discusses moving from Chicago to escape 9 months of seasonal depression, mentions masturbating face-down into couch cushions while crying, discusses road trips, and observes that Christians must be bad drivers since there are only crosses on the roadside, not Stars of David.

Interview: Jessica reveals she's been doing stand-up for eight years in Chicago, works as a hairstylist, just moved to Austin, discussion becomes crude with the panel making fat jokes and body-shaming comments.