Kill Tony #607 — Sam Tallent

Set: Jokes about Bud Light's trans spokesperson, Asian male dating challenges, and physical appearance observations. Set ends awkwardly mid-thought.

Interview: Discussed his evolution from broke to successful, allegations of drug use, recent cocaine use at Vulcan Gas Company, and his girlfriend's drug habits.

Set: Completely fictional joke about an uncle dying from dick pills, an undertaker, and necrophilia consequences. Admitted the story was entirely made up.

Interview: First-timer from Pakistan, worked as dishwasher and bar manager, did Shakespeare in theater, addressed circumcision trauma from age nine in Pakistan.

Set: Jokes about appearing Puerto Rican due to haircut, claiming he wasn't born a boy but a man, born with regret as an American man.

Interview: Door guy at the Mothership, runs his own weekly show, plays in a band called Dumpster Fire, attempted to participate in Mexican drum-off but doesn't actually play drums.

Set: Self-centered jokes about being mistaken for Mexican, Speedy Gonzales racism, and childhood belief that all Mexicans were mice based on cartoon.

Interview: Argentinian, been doing comedy 3-4 years, sells Medicare products, lives with brother and another comic, keeps a soccer ball up in the air as hobby.

Set: Jokes about recently coming out as autistic, having a 'Goldilocks dick' for anal sex, and grandmother wanting to attend Pitbull concert for sexual reasons. Set bombed severely.

Interview: Three months into comedy, from San Antonio, works two jobs selling phones and at Olive Garden, recently had good set at Elbow Room in San Antonio.

Set: Jokes about brewery in Conroe where white people wouldn't learn his name, called him 'Amigo' and 'Tres Leches', one guy asked a crude sexual joke about Latino sounds.

Interview: Golden ticket winner from Houston, just moved to Austin, quit clinical research job, now works at Bucky's as cashier and mascot, sweats profusely, jokes writer with strong material.

Set: Jokes about moving to Austin, looking for salon job, Mexican stereotype of getting cosmetology license early, lost virginity in low rider Silverado, described attachment to ex like middle-aged men to batting practice.

Interview: 21 years old, recently moved to Austin, works at Amazon, came from small town, drinks and goes out with protective brother, reads Grapes of Wrath repeatedly, sings beautifully.

Set: Jokes about being called 'Gordo' at restaurant job, chef calling him 'Gordito', misheard as looking for someone named 'Gordo', confuses weight with humor.

Interview: 31 years old, from Mexico City, came to US legally through father's record label work, works as waiter at Kirby Lane and Sunset Strip, recently broke up with long-distance girlfriend after three weeks of dating.

Set: Brief set about looking like Jesus if nearsighted with no pancreas, resembling Billy Gibbons' illegitimate son, urethral health, and messages about peace and love with Ezekiel 25:17 reference.

Interview: Named after albino character in 'Me Myself and Irene', 13 minutes into comedy, recently moved from North Carolina, bar manager at BYOB tavern called Pistol Pete's, has 13-year-old daughter in North Carolina, two previous divorces emotionally.

Set: Jokes about dog sex as news, Vatican letter joke with Red Band's mom reference, Cleveland Indians name change, weight loss and death risks joke, Red Band life expectancy joke.

Interview: Longest-standing Kill Tony regular, from Memphis, worked with Sam Tallent in Denver for three years, recent cocaine relapse tonight, drinks Bud Light, has expensive house requiring Cameo income, brother had overdose near-death experience.