Kill Tony Pat Regan, Jeremiah Watkins, Joel Berg

Set: Victor discusses living with his parents at 24, his Asian household, parents who cut hair and work with glasses, dating a Latina girlfriend, and awkwardly mentions putting a camera in her bathroom.

Interview: Tony explores Victor's age, parents' professions, relationship status, and uses the interaction to make jokes about Asian stereotypes and Victor's living situation. Discussion covers his girlfriend's ethnicity and sexual experience.

Set: DJ discusses roommate's bitch-ass syndrome hoarding bowls and spoons, eating cereal from a cup with a butter knife, 2 Chainz lyrics about his hard penis triggering metal detectors, and waking up at 3 a.m. to masturbate after listening to motivational speakers.

Interview: Tony and panel joke about DJ's appearance (backwards hat, vest over t-shirt), ethnicity (Mexican), work at HEB meat market, EMT certification, his large lips, and whether he's actually a DJ. Discussion covers his family and childhood.

Set: Zahid opens by saying his biological mom hates when he calls her that since he's not adopted, discusses walking in on parents having sex with his brother already in the room, his attraction to Asian women but finding their porn sounds distracting, and getting aroused at Walmart hearing an Asian baby cry.

Interview: Tony explores Zahid's background (Indian family from Tanzania), his parents' work (PETA and NGO work), whether he finds his mom attractive, and a story about Muslim summer camp where he made a racist comment about a girl's white father.

Set: Derek describes giving his 8-year-old son cannabis edibles at the airport before a flight from North Carolina back to Texas, resulting in the son getting high, playing invisible hacky sack, and wanting more snacks. Derek frames it as a funny travel story.

Interview: Tony confirms the story is real, asks about the flight details, what else happened (son played hacky sack, tried to eat more), whether Derek worried about panic attacks, and learns Derek does comedy professionally and has been working with his wife in real estate/flipping houses.

Set: Ben discusses allergy season and suggests there should be a 'fuck season' between winter and spring for girls to work off winter weight, admits to being shamefully fat, caught eating kids' snacks in pantry while crying, eating Doritos on toilet without using bathroom, and being fat-shamed.

Interview: Extended interview/game segment where Tony and panel interact with Ben about his eating habits, marriage of 14 years, two kids almost 10, resemblance to characters from 'Nothing but Trouble', his job in real estate/accounting, previous hole-in-one (doughnut hole), cooking interests, and eventually a game where panel members place dimes in Ben's bellybutton (12 dimes fit).

Set: Jake opens with the classic 'my arms are tired' joke, makes a joke about jumper cables entering a bar, but Tony immediately calls out that these are extremely old jokes and the second one was written by someone else (Paul Anka reference).

Interview: Tony learns Jake listened to only 3 episodes of Kill Tony before signing up, lives alone in apartment for 2 years, is 27, cleans pools for 5 years, has his own apartment despite modest income. Discussion covers his job, finding dead animals in pools, living situation, and his pool-cleaning comedy potential.

Set: Matt discusses walking into a sex shop where the cashier recognizes him from repeat visits via his credit card, ending with 'so I went home and killed myself', mentions addiction to dick pills he's trying to quit, had sex with a girl with a Bible verse on her back that helped him last longer as an atheist, and references going to military material (unclear reference).

Interview: Tony learns Matt was in the Army, deployed to Afghanistan and South Korea, spent 20 sets doing comedy in Korea while getting drunk, now using GI Bill for college studying marketing, plays pool and basketball, lives in/from Dallas area, has only been doing comedy for 4 months.

Set: Enrique's second ever show, discusses seeing multiple matte black cops at schoolhouse, thinking there's an active shooter, panicking and yelling at friend Susan to get down, then realizing the shooter isn't there, deciding to go get a Starbucks coffee instead despite the threat level.

Interview: Tony is stunned by Enrique's hilarity for only his second performance ever at age 21. Panel gives extensive praise for his energy, commitment, and comedic method despite incoherent subject matter. Discussion covers his voice, appearance (baby face with braces), background, girlfriend (Facebook breakup), and talents (skydiving).