Kill Tony

Set: Todd discusses gaining 10 pounds in a relationship, comparing a threesome to community college graduation, and critiques the term 'old' as lazy, suggesting it's actually racism.

Interview: Tony learns Todd is a financial analyst who's been doing stand-up for 7 months, plays bass in a former band called Prophets and Outlaws, quit drinking 18 months ago, and has been dating his girlfriend for 4-5 months.

Set: Julio jokes about learning Korean, mistaking Lil' Kim for a Korean bestiality performer, weight gain, gluten-free bread, thinking he was telepathic (actually schizophrenic).

Interview: Tony discovers Julio is 27, unemployed, was fired from Cub Scouts for taking too much time off for travel, is vegan but weighs 300 pounds, and had relations in a parking lot with his girlfriend.

Set: Quinton performs in character as a rural truck driver/handyman, discussing his wife, 12 kids, swingers group, and sectional seating purchase, along with ISS detention joke.

Interview: Tony learns Quinton is a truck driver, former body shop operator, and kids show performer with acting background. He's playing a character and drives locally out of Dallas.

Set: Ben jokes about ADHD, wetting the bed as a kid, being given electric blanket, studying genealogy in college without practical results.

Interview: Tony discovers Ben is a direct care worker at psychiatric facility for juveniles, has been doing stand-up for 9 years, sweats profusely, and recently went on a date where someone asked him to pay for a play.

Set: Josh jokes about looking like McDonald's Geek Squad, being bankruptcy attorney, art school regret, law school regret, filing rejected will that resembled suicide note.

Interview: Tony compares Josh to Harvey Weinstein, learns he's been attorney 5 years practicing bankruptcy law, has girlfriend who's comedian/actor in commercials, drinks whiskey and coke.

Set: Jared jokes about Trump's name, disappointed about Sea World globe gift, difficult childhood with only one Christmas present, suggests euthanizing orphans to increase adoption rates.

Interview: Tony learns Jared is graphic designer who just got hired after college, recently started working, from Arkansas, makes Mexican food, was married 5 years, and performs diabetes song.

Set: Andrew makes dark jokes about adopting orphans versus cats/dogs, suggests euthanizing some orphans to increase adoption rates, frames it as win-win situation.

Interview: Tony learns Andrew is 23, Account Manager for medical transcription, recently started stand-up, Mexican but doesn't embrace culture, grew up around white people, bullied for not being authentically Mexican.

Set: Java Man does 45-second set about speeding to run over black cat to avoid bad luck, then avoiding killing rabbit, minimal material mostly silence.

Interview: Tony learns Java Man carries two cans of dip, works painting commercial spaces at night for 2 years, plays Xbox shooters/sports games, gamertag is Java Man, frequently thinks about fighting but never actually fights.

Set: Amanda jokes about keeping passion alive after 18 years marriage, watching adult entertainment with electrified cattle prod, first experiences with sexual exploration.

Interview: Tony learns Amanda and husband own mattress store, she handles Instagram/social media while husband does operational work, she's interested in kickboxing, first-time comedian.