Kill Tony Andrew Santino
Guests: Andrew Santino
Lineup
Jamaal Abel Harrison
AJ Faji
Set: AJ discusses the beef between Black Americans and Africans, Nigerian aviation safety measures, and how his plane pilot father had to stagger his children on different flights to avoid losing them all if one crashes.
Interview: Pharmacist from Nigeria, went to college in Iowa, lived in NY and Dallas before LA (7 months). Discussed Tinder dating, racial preferences, and a Persian woman he's dating whose father walked out on the family.
- Black Americans and Africans have beef because Africans never came back; they weren't quick enough.
- Nigerian aviation: planes crash so much parents stagger children on different flights to avoid losing whole family.
- Tony and audience mistake Nigerian phrase for Swahili; AJ calls them out for assuming he'd know.
- Revealed he's a pharmacist, recently returned to show after appearing last week.
- Discussion of Tinder dates and Persian girlfriend whose father is missing from family.
Set: Daniel is a Ukrainian-Russian virgin who jokes about his attractive parents, the language barrier with his American roommate, and his mother's warning that if he gets a girl pregnant he must marry her.
Interview: 23 years old, virgin, lives with parents, studies screenwriting at CSUN. His mother is a nurse who warned him about pregnancy/marriage at age 15. Extensively questioned about his virginity and sexual inexperience by Tony and Andrew.
- Parents from Ukraine speak Russian at home; American roommate thinks they're fighting over tea.
- Virgin because mother told him at 15 he'd have to marry any girl he impregnates.
- Tony extensively probes his virginity and sexual inexperience; Daniel reveals he's only kissed and made out.
- Panel questions whether he's ever touched 'titties'; Daniel admits minimal physical contact.
- Revealed he previously appeared on the show with similar questions about rebellious behavior.
Set: Chelsea jokes about Trump-Stormy Daniels scandal, Harvey Weinstein, comparing sexual coercion to Fear Factor, Anna Nicole Smith's inheritance, and her own experience with a cockroach crawling on her face during a sexual encounter.
Interview: Previous Kill Tony regular. Accountant/bookkeeper at robotics company. Has fear of flying due to lack of control. Recently had gynecologist visit. Discussed Tinder dating, high experiences, creative product ideas (pussy glasses necklaces with cages).
- Would choose eating cockroaches over sucking off a 90-year-old on Fear Factor.
- Had cockroach crawl on her face while with a guy; he fell asleep and she never saw him again.
- At women's march, her sign read: Donald Trump is sensitive to fake news because he's only seen fake orgasms.
- Reveals she was on show a month ago and discussed being a sex slave; refuses to repeat details.
- Tony points out she keeps trying to improvise and should leave that to professionals.
- Announces positive gynecology report with male doctor.
Set: Dan is a recovering heroin addict (nearly 3 years sober) who jokes about the logistics of drug use, accidentally buying crack instead of heroin, and trying to return it to his dealer.
Interview: Three years sober, recently got Bitcoin (made $11k, sold before crash), moved into new apartment, new job at subscription watch company (Watch Gang). Previously homeless/couch-surfing on Frank Aiello's couch. No meetings in 6 months.
- Shooting heroin at Chipotle was his favorite location because nobody questions 25-minute bathroom visits.
- Accidentally bought crack, tried to return it to dealer asking to speak to the manager.
- Reveals he's coming up on 3 years sober in a couple weeks.
- Discusses Bitcoin investment: made $11k starting with $1,200, sold right before crash.
- Lived on Frank Aiello's couch for 2 years before getting new apartment with Bitcoin money.
- Works customer service for Watch Gang subscription watch company; Tony role-plays as customer.
Set: Ali jokes about people asking what she jokes about, her friend Steve, ending a relationship, meeting boyfriend on Halloween dressed as Guy Fieri, aquarium trips, and how her haircut makes people think she's a predator.
Interview: Final set as Kill Tony regular. Started at 20, only did 2 episodes before aging out until 21. Russell Peters guest spot came from Kill Tony. Learned to constantly develop premises through the show.
- Met boyfriend on Halloween dressed as Guy Fieri; he'd say take me to flavor town during sex.
- Aquarium visit: her haircut makes parents think she loves kids too much.
- This is her final appearance as a Kill Tony regular; announced as such by Tony.
- Revealed she and Andrew Santino went to aquarium with Ari Manis, who got them kicked out by trying to steal a kid.
- Broke up with comedian boyfriend after 2 months; didn't want to date someone in comedy.
Set: Wean jokes about turning weird around friends, a car incident on the 405 where he got honked at for straddling lanes, the driver freaking out, then asking for a photo thinking he's a celebrity.
Interview: Wean (Jason Acuna). Drives a Smart car. Doesn't go to carpool lane, cops don't care. Listens to Black Sabbath, Slayer, Minor Threat, Bad Religion. Lives in a cave with other small people. Sleeps 6 hours max. Drives in doggy style position.
- Guy straddling lanes on 405 freaks out after honk, asks for photo thinking Wean is a celebrity.
- Wean doesn't need carpool lane decal because cops just wave him through.
- Tony proposes Wean as potential new Kill Tony regular; 'sleeping on it' along with Sean Keren.
- Discussed online feud with Rick about one-wheel skateboard; Rick convinced one-wheel company to sponsor Wean.
- Revealed he lives in a cave with other small people.
- Described bedroom technique as 'full thrust' and mentioned carrying a taser during sex.
Set: Sean (Shaun) has cerebral palsy and jokes about getting break-dancing comments about his walk, being told he was born with cerebral palsy but insisting he caught it in the subway from rats, his mother saying he's not funny but has balls, and a story about a woman with a Hello Kitty tattoo that became a handgun.
Interview: Third appearance in 3-4 weeks. Has cerebral palsy. Previously worked as job coach for disabled people, now job hunting. Prefers dating 'mainstream' girls rather than other disabled women. Very lucky with bucket pulls.
- Tells people he caught cerebral palsy in subway from rats, not born with it.
- Mother told him he's not funny but has balls; he quipped thanks for the balls, got them from you.
- Woman with handgun tattoo on arm told him it used to be a Hello Kitty.
- This is his third consecutive appearance in 3-4 weeks, incredibly lucky bucket pulls.
- Discussed preference for mainstream dating vs. dating other disabled people; panel found this honest.
- Tony mentions him as potential new regular along with Wean; audience response positive.
Set: Nick performed two minutes while having severe hot sauce (Last Dab) burning his mouth/throat. Set about quitting his job at Chick-fil-A because he couldn't handle difficult customers, comparing job burnout to old socks losing elasticity.
Interview: 21 years old, junior college student, Orange County. Dead father, living mother. Three sexual partners (in truck bed, car, own apartment). Plays water polo. Has Ralph's card and Hardcore Polo lanyard. On Tinder, catfished by larger woman.
- New Year's resolution was quitting job going high; compares it to old sock losing elasticity.
- Working customer service at Chick-fil-A dealing with picky customers about pickles.
- Nick volunteers for and completes hot sauce/Last Dab Dorito challenge, performs while mouth is burning intensely.
- Andrew Santino also eats the Last Dab sauce to verify it's legitimate; experiences delayed heat kick-in.
- Extended interview reveals Nick is 21, sexually active (3 partners), plays water polo, got catfished on Tinder.
- Interview becomes increasingly chaotic with hot sauce still affecting him; Joel removes clothes due to heat.