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Daniel Balshin

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: January 22, 2018Latest: May 2, 2016

Daniel Balshin has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #154 Bucket Pull · May 2, 2016

Ukrainian immigrant jokes about his family speaking Russian at home and how his American friend thinks they're always arguing. His parents are installing TVs and audio systems, and he works multiple jobs including as a swim instructor and Zamboni driver in Mexico City.

  • Ukrainian grandmothers' only job is feeding him, and it's not going well.
  • Friend thinks parents arguing when they speak Russian, but they're just asking about tea.
  • Father stabs electrical outlet to show him not to do it.
Kill Tony #150 Bucket Pull · April 4, 2016

Daniel joked about Ukrainian parents, comparing himself to Russian comedy, Chernobyl blame, father saying he's not funny. Jokes about Russian chicken and Ukrainian guys shooting.

  • Parents from Ukraine, blamed for appearance because of Chernobyl
  • Father says Russian comedy funny but Daniel's not funny
Kill Tony January 22, 2018 Bucket Pull · January 22, 2018

Daniel is a Ukrainian-Russian virgin who jokes about his attractive parents, the language barrier with his American roommate, and his mother's warning that if he gets a girl pregnant he must marry her.

  • Parents from Ukraine speak Russian at home; American roommate thinks they're fighting over tea.
  • Virgin because mother told him at 15 he'd have to marry any girl he impregnates.