Zahid Dewji
Zahid Dewji has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Zahid discusses being mistaken for Indian, recent legalization of gay sex in India (medicinally not recreationally), and his mother buying a family mousepad customization fail without actually customizing it.
- India legalized gay sex but only medicinally not recreationally, joke about distinction.
- Mom bought family mousepad with strangers' pictures thinking it was customized family photos.
East African Indian comedian with 3.5 years experience doing strong material about dog owners, homophobic street harassment, Jewish stereotypes, living with deceased parents, and stillborn wordplay. Confident stage presence, opened up during set.
- Friend treats dog like baby, drowns it in tub; calls friend silly bitch.
- Street person calls him 'Query McFagstein'; insults both gay identity and Jewish ethnicity.
- Still living with parents at 29 would be fine if they were alive; stillborn confusion.
Zahid opens by saying his biological mom hates when he calls her that since he's not adopted, discusses walking in on parents having sex with his brother already in the room, his attraction to Asian women but finding their porn sounds distracting, and getting aroused at Walmart hearing an Asian baby cry.
- Mom hates being called 'biological mom' when he's not adopted
- Walked in on parents having sex, brother was already in the room
- Asian women in porn are distracting, sound like tables having bad dreams