Kill Tony #599 — Roseanne Barr

Set: Hans discusses surviving Texas winters and makes an ambiguous joke about group observations that creates audience confusion.

Interview: Hans talks about his career growth from doing open mics to headlining sold-out shows, mentions a 52-year-old nurse kissing him on stage in Philadelphia.

Set: Rama jokes about dating apps, his all-black aesthetic, and a meta-joke attempt about avoiding trans fats that falls flat.

Interview: Rama reveals he's a DJ from Denver/Ohio who sues airlines and corporations, notably settled a case for $700k involving fake eye patches and discriminatory practices.

Set: Kaitlin jokes about Instagram insecurity, comparing herself to models and Chris D'Elia, then creates a joke about dating app guys who lack knowledge.

Interview: Kaitlin is a year and a half into comedy, works at a daycare and wedding studio, plays piano since age 12, and is working through therapy and family issues.

Set: Uncle Lazer jokes about dating plus-sized women, uses term 'slim thick' sarcastically, discusses attraction to larger women, and makes crude sexual references.

Interview: Uncle Lazer is from Utah, Jewish, homeschooled with class of 43, has photographic memory, and was expelled for sexual relationship with teacher.

Set: Luis makes jokes about HEB grocery store, working at Uptown Cheapskate thrift store, intrusive thoughts about customers, and admissions of questionable behavior.

Interview: Luis started comedy in October, came back from Thailand, originally from California/UC Davis, works retail at Uptown Cheapskate, lives in San Marcos, only child with medical condition mother.

Set: Kent makes jokes about girlfriend with loose labia, transgender surgical customization, blackout drinking comparisons to surgery, and jokes about waking up with overweight women.

Interview: Kent is 19, from South Carolina, moved to Austin a month ago, unemployed but had $8k savings, worked in machine shop, steals traffic cones as hobby.

Set: David jokes about moving to all-white neighborhood, police called on him, being a terrible neighbor, and comparing himself to 'Darren' instead of 'Karen'.

Interview: David is a regular performer who does new material every week, has been on the show many times, has children with multiple partners, and tours nationally.

Set: Jet jokes about pressure to marry, losing friends to marriage being more deadly than police, not being allowed to watch Batman, and contrast between his father and himself.

Interview: Jet is from Detroit, lived in LA for 2 years including during pandemic, was a private school teacher, now bartending, almost 30, moved to Austin about a year ago.

Set: Ahren jokes about how people gesture and yell slowly at him due to cerebral palsy, compares his speech to someone having a stroke, and makes self-aware observations.

Interview: Ahren is a Canadian visiting Austin, just rented apartment and got money back after landlord saw his disability, uses speech-to-text device, drinks with Tony's friends.

Set: Samantha jokes about ignoring red flags in relationships, dating someone in the woods, boyfriend with full white claw cans of urine, and her patterns.

Interview: Samantha is appearing for second time, lives in Buda with 60-year-old porn photographer for $400/month rent, father is sober Juggalo, from Buffalo originally.

Set: William covers news topics rapidly: Grover Cleveland golf tournament, Tiger Woods tampon joke about periods, XFL teams with creative names, and Palestine train crash.

Interview: William quit nicotine pouches after year-long use, has brain fog, has first childhood friend Dillard visit the show, discusses childhood pranks.