Kill Tony #604 — Ron White

Set: Discusses tech bros with lanyards, odd observations about women breaking up fights, apologetic Mexican cartels, and Mexican cartel treatment compared to American healthcare. Mentions recent cocaine use and crashed drone.

Interview: Hans reveals he's been doing cocaine regularly, crashed his drone into a parking garage, and is working on new material. Tony jokes about watching his downfall from success.

Set: Discusses needing to lose weight, tubby tutu, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit jokes, and references to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard movie.

Interview: Tony is extremely harsh, saying she's unforgettably unfunny. Reveals she's been on show twice in two weeks and only done comedy for a couple minutes total. Tony offers $20/week to never return.

Set: New minute about confident friend married to lucky husband, Street hookers on Bissonnet and 12th Street, sex worker losing tooth during oral sex, and crude jokes about the encounter.

Interview: Mickey opened for Secret Show, turns 36 soon, and explains jokes about street hookers. Discusses basketball, Jordans as gift, and language/cultural barriers with Ron.

Set: New minute about Lizzo and overweight women's confidence post-fame, crude jokes about body parts, and Hibachi grill comparisons. Aggressive commentary on modern body positivity movement.

Interview: David discusses his outfit, trades insults with Tony and Ron about mustard bottles and appearances, jokes about the band members and Black Israelites.

Set: Minute about positive things in world including first Down Syndrome model, crude jokes about fetishes and special needs, airline pilot concerns, and standup opening.

Interview: Massive interview revelation: Eric was gay-for-pay sex worker in college, started on Craigslist erotic services at 18. Discusses various clients and payment methods including infamous In-N-Out coupons.

Set: Minute about stupid name Shimmy Todd, changing it to Michael at 18, changing back due to mother's guilt, cord falling out during set creating accidental laugh.

Interview: Adam from Chicago reveals 22 months of stand-up with 10 mics per week. Discusses Joe Pesci legacy joke and admits to taking mushroom gummy before set.

Set: Minute about comedy show without alcohol and kids, started skateboarding at 33 to recapture youth, board name Plan B, and zero chance of impregnating girlfriend as aging skateboarder.

Interview: Zach turns 33, from Muscle Shoals Alabama, done comedy 4 years mostly Tampa. Moved to Austin 3 weeks ago after Burning Man. Ron White compliments his nervousness and delivery.

Set: Second appearance, minute about not trusting Black people with small lips, watching porn and coming at wrong times, stepmother-stepdaughter scenario love moment, and crude punchlines.

Interview: Jonah works as barista in hotel, newly single after on-and-off 4-year relationship with Navy guy. Makes art collages, sells on Instagram as pepsbluweenie. Age 22, sees someone named Jonah in the alley.

Set: First-time stage performance, rambling set about Tom Hanks being retard (autistic), microdosing mushrooms then cocaine, arriving in Austin from Alabama 2 days ago with dogs.

Interview: Just moved to Austin 2 days ago, from Alabama, ranch hand, no job currently. Brought 2 pit bulls, spent $3K on apartment, has $2K left, does cocaine every other weekend.

Set: New minute about gaining weight for The Whale audition, Gotham City villains in costumes, Mr. Penguin questions, Shark Tank pitch for kids needing adoption, Flowbee hair cutting vacuum attachment purchase.

Interview: William plans to use Flowbee vacuum hair cutter tomorrow, recently bet $20K on Purdue in NHL (lost first round), has bookie Jonathan Taylor Thomas chasing him, loves breakfast buffets.