Kill Tony #605 — Kevin Ryan, H Foley, Yannis Pappas

Set: Hans performs a tight set mixing observational comedy about being open-minded, train derailments, Texas drivers, and Olive Garden. His delivery is squeaky clean and precise.

Interview: Hans discusses getting his drone back, kicking someone out of his Dallas show using the code word 'toothpaste,' and his girlfriend whom he grunts when picking up.

Set: Hakim discusses feeling bad for short guys like his 5'2" father with a tall mother, stereotypes about mixed-race couples, and his experience being mistaken for security as a Black man.

Interview: Hakim has been doing stand-up for three years, started in Dallas, moved to New York last year near family. Works as an Amazon delivery driver, is a good cook, has lost 80 pounds, and drives a Honda CRV.

Set: Noah's first time performing stand-up. He delivers jokes about his height, Napoleon complex, his father going to prison for abuse, and a dark joke comparing sending a daughter to college with sending a father to prison due to rape statistics.

Interview: Noah is 23 years old, does door-to-door solar panel sales using deceptive practices, is a rock climber, has a back injury from warehouse work at 19, and has a girlfriend who is a cycle instructor.

Set: David delivers edgy material about transgender issues, biological agendas, his daughters asking about slavery, Yellowstone, and making fun of various celebrities and guests on stage. Very aggressive roasting style.

Interview: David discusses his viral video of sticking his thumb in a pit bull's ass, compares himself to various people on stage, and engages in intense roasting of other comedians and guests.

Set: Kevin discusses trying to improve his fashion with a black leather trench coat that makes him look like a pedophile in The Matrix, kids aren't real in the Matrix so no Amber Alerts, and a dark joke comparing Amber Alerts to Kobe Alerts.

Interview: Kevin is on his second appearance, from Rochester New York, has been doing stand-up for 4.5 years, runs a gutter cleaning business and works at Vulcan gas company, is a skateboarder, and recently started seeing a lady.

Set: Brian's first joke about masturbating on his back and blowing load into belly button, fishing it out like an oyster, and women don't have to come at all. Dark, crude material.

Interview: Brian has been doing stand-up for 8 years, from Chattanooga Tennessee, sells cell phones at a cell phone company, gets very sunburned from disc golfing, watches ebony porn, and once went to jail overnight for unpaid ticket and broken headlight.

Set: Alex opens with jokes about hobbies for men being old jobs, a fantasy football league where they draft teachers and bet on classroom supplies they have to buy out of pocket. Set spirals into multiple unsuccessful jokes including ones about homeschooling and civil war reenactors.

Interview: Alex has been doing stand-up for 7 years in Charlotte and Austin since early 2020, works in tech sales, hosts shows in Austin and previously in Charlotte. Struggles throughout interview, takes Adderall, mentions therapist prescribing magic mushrooms.

Set: Myles does a nickname joke about being called 'the big gay teapot' as a kid, then performs edgy material about pedophiles not liking kids with big dicks. Very confident delivery.

Interview: Myles has been doing stand-up for 3 years, has been working as a door guy at the comedy Mothership for 3 weeks, was previously on Kill Tony at Vulcan venue, gets invited to a secret show at Vulcan for Thursday.

Set: Rebecca discusses turning 30 and feeling expired, comfort with her body but pressure to get pregnant, parents pushing parenthood agenda, BOTOX and women who can move their faces, wanting a mixed-race kid for trend.

Interview: Rebecca is from Vancouver Canada, been doing stand-up for 2 years, owns a graphic design company, snowboards, is now living in Austin permanently after moving for immigration purposes, engaged to a Canadian comedian.

Set: William opens complaining about purple-haired freaks and pronouns, mothers wanting him to date Anne of Green Gables, has a girlfriend from 'electric cheetah' strip club, discusses California banning Skittles, finds fortune cookie joke about Red Band joining the Confederates.

Interview: William has been watching Flipper season 1 non-stop, comparing the dolphin to Judge Milian, recently quit Adderall after heavy addiction and using Flipper to recover, drinks Welch's grape juice prescribed by doctor.