Kevin Dane Willard

Kevin discusses trying to improve his fashion with a black leather trench coat that makes him look like a pedophile in The Matrix, kids aren't real in the Matrix so no Amber Alerts, and a dark joke comparing Amber Alerts to Kobe Alerts.

• Black trench coat from Goodwill makes him look like pedophile in The Matrix
• Kids aren't real in Matrix, no Amber Alerts there, Kobe Alert instead

Kevin joked about women assigning fashion brands to penises, and wishing women would say curse words while playing tennis. Observational humor about sex and language.

• Women assign fashion brands to penises like Versace or Bugle Boy
• Wish women would say curse words while playing tennis like during sex