Alex Olinger
Alex Olinger has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Alex joked about the 'Make America Gay Again' hat, gay founding fathers, height-increasing shoes for short men, and catcalling observations.
- Gay founding fathers wearing clothes too large, asking about body size
- Height-increasing shoes for short men to finally have sex
Girlfriend Gen Z in oversized overalls making him look like pedophile, chocolate milk drink on dates, tall women calling boyfriends 'short kings' as bad term.
- Gen Z girlfriend wears oversized men's overalls, makes him look like pedophile
- Girlfriend orders chocolate milk on date, 31-year-old with beard can't kiss milk mustache
- Short kings term sounds like angry child, Rumpelstiltskin reference
Alex is a 30-year-old welder who jokes about construction being 'Legos for felons', cocaine and climbing buildings as 'redneck Spider Man', and how his short stature prevents him wearing robes without looking like a sorcerer.
- Construction is Legos for felons doing cocaine
- Can't wear bathrobes—looks like mystical sorcerer levitating