Preacher Lawson
Preacher Lawson has performed on Kill Tony 6 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Preacher discusses eye contact dynamics between men and women, two-second rule for attraction, differences in how men interpret eye contact vs confrontation, and brief story about discovering gay roommate on Grindr.
- Women avoid eye contact because men assume attraction in 2 seconds
- Two-second eye contact between men means fight, unless they're gay
- Had gay roommate, found him on Grindr, stopped playing Twister
Preacher delivers high-energy observational comedy about a Guinness World Record holder for fastest clapping, incorporating character voices and physical comedy throughout the set.
- Fastest clapper in the world discovery and absurd tracking scenario.
- Character voices during girlfriend reconciliation story with comedic acting.
Preacher does high-energy comedy about getting fired in 2007, moving to LA 4 months ago and almost moving to Watts thinking it was affordable, trying to be a gangster but being ticklish and loving cats.
- Got fired 2007, Watts apartments $40/month sounded perfect
- Can't be gangster because ticklish and loves kittens
- Hugged kitten and proclaimed eternal love
High-energy set about working at LA Fitness, just moving from Orlando four months ago, dealing with people warning him about motorcycle dangers, and being from Orlando.
- People tell crash stories when I mention my motorcycle.
- Her car flipped eight times—who counted that?
Preacher performs high-energy material about his oversized iPhone, his screensaver of himself, and his mom paying for his expensive phone. He delivers rapid-fire jokes with intense physical energy and enthusiasm.
- iPhone 6 Plus so big, swiping feels like playing The Price Is Right
- Has screensaver of himself; accused of being conceited, but doesn't care
- Dad left when he was born; never found him playing hide and seek
High-energy set about grandmother's Facebook, driving with religious grandmother who prioritizes faith over safety, grandmother praying instead of helping after accident.
- Grandmother too old for Facebook, keeps getting confused by technology
- Grandmother drives dangerously because she's religious and wants to go to heaven
- If grandmother got shot, she'd pray instead of calling ambulance