Kill Tony #567 — Mary Lynn Rajskub

Set: Observational humor about Texas intelligence, abortion legality, and dating apps where he also watches porn. Transitions between Amanda and dating profiles while discussing his ex-girlfriend Rachel.

Interview: Hans discusses recently hanging out with his musical theater ex Rachel, his Modelo sponsorship from last week, and his improved life since appearing on the show (new suit, car, apartment). Discusses condom preferences (Skims brand) and recent performances.

Set: CJ discusses being the blackest person in his friend group despite having darker skin than Sean, who has a face tattoo and listens to trap music. Sean is now in jail for child endangerment and murder, making them no longer friends.

Interview: CJ reveals he runs his uncle's bar on West Sixth Street, is a rapper called Black Jesus, and previously appeared on the show. He discusses dating white women, shots out of girls' butts on Lake Austin boats, meeting Trump twice with a daughter, and his life philosophy of doing dope stuff.

Set: Lorena discusses choking during relationships, using multiple dating apps, and her adventurous spirit despite financial struggles. Makes observations about men holding fish in dating pics and cooks in the dark due to unpaid electric bills.

Interview: Lorena is a new comedian (started May 1st) and Uber driver in a Toyota Avalon. She's half Mexican, half white, only child whose father died of throat cancer at 23. She plays golf, learned from her father who was a groundskeeper, hit him with a golf cart once, and was recently hit on by Mexican men who dropped her at trailer parks.

Set: Jared discusses a threesome where he stared at the other woman too much, and a sexual encounter with a woman in a wheelchair. He claims he was kicked out of the situation and references not liking click and drive (wheelchairs).

Interview: Jared confirms the wheelchair encounter was true based on a true story. He's a golden ticket winner from Toronto, Canada, previously a special olympian in swimming (backstroke). He spends minimal money at strip clubs ($20 for 6 hours), loves Austin, and wants to get booked for shows at the venue.

Set: Kate discusses reading customers as a waitress, identifying fake celiac disease claims, and dealing with dad jokes. She describes awkward situations when customers make corny jokes and her strategy of acting interested then leaving quickly.

Interview: Kate is from Appleton, Wisconsin, ninth mic ever, works at Skyline Comedy Club. She came to Austin with her boyfriend Trevor who's been doing comedy for 2 years. Trevor quit his job as regional manager of a bread company to pursue comedy.

Set: Mikey discusses Jewish comedians changing names (Jon Stewart, Jonah Hill, Jackie Chan) and mentions working with autistic kids. He talks about needing to be bullied to succeed and having Tourette's as a kid, with self-deprecating humor.

Interview: Mikey is from Bergen County, New Jersey, wears a yarmulke daily as Orthodox Jewish. He's a remote Zoom teacher of ancient Egypt at a Jewish school for about a year. He mostly dates Jewish women but has hooked up with non-Jewish women. Works in special education.

Set: Eddie does a short 60-second set mostly about Kobe Bryant's death in 2022, making dark jokes comparing his own love of helicopter rides to the tragedy. Poorly executed with awkward timing and weak punchlines.

Interview: Eddie has been doing comedy for almost 5 years but was pulled from bucket late at night. He admits his Kobe joke was bad, borrows Mark Normand's style/cadence, reveals he's HIV positive (unclear if true), and makes crude jokes about Bill Cosby.

Set: William performs material about mermaiding trend, having dated a mermaid who laid eggs in bathtub while he peed on them. Makes jokes comparing Ariel/Prince Eric to Red Band's mom, Hunter Biden's confusion about Russia vs Ukraine, and other absurdist humor.

Interview: William just got a two-year $700,000 Adidas sponsorship deal after they saw basketball dribbling videos. He's wearing full Adidas tracksuit in 110-degree heat. His mother is leaving his father for a guy in Fort Lauderdale after last week's episode aired with his parents as guests.