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John Bechtel

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: July 7, 2025Latest: September 1, 2025

John Bechtel has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #736 Bucket Pull · September 1, 2025

John made absurd jokes about RFK Jr., food dyes and M&Ms, music biopics with ridiculous fake rapper names, and Matchbox 20's hindsight joke.

  • Without food dyes how to know which M&M to fuck, yellow one obviously
  • Hindsight by Matchbox 20 is actually Matchbox 2020 Rob Thomas song
Kill Tony #728 Bucket Pull · July 7, 2025

John discusses declaring war, men as dogs, a fentanyl overdose billboard removal, and Ninja Turtles saying howabanga instead of cowabunga.

  • War declared and men are dogs who white women occasionally pet.
  • Fentanyl billboard removal means overdose victim got better.