Carlos Lopez
Carlos Lopez has performed on Kill Tony 4 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Carlos discusses Amber Alert for 15-year-old Hispanic girl with kids, border situation bringing out racism, and a man telling someone to go back to Mexico.
- Amber Alert for 15-year-old girl makes him worry about her two kids
- Racist telling man to go back to Mexico didn't learn Spanish
Hardware store encounter with trans employee who responds to gendered parts question with crude joke about personal situation. Strong callback material with confident delivery.
- Trans employee says their dick is in jar when asked about male/female parts
Second ever appearance, second ever minute, cowboy living on road with horses, jokes about fascination with single moms and sex robots for AI research.
- Single moms get my juices flowing, love and nurturing
- Volunteered to fuck sex robot for AI research, taught disappointment
Carlos performs about his anatomy being dangerous due to stomach pressure, hauling horses for a living, and smoking pigs in Chicago.
- Back of his dick more dangerous than front due to stomach pressure.
- Hauls horses; made friends with Chicago gang members, confused smoking pigs with different meaning.