Kill Tony #650 — Bert Kreischer, Bobby Lee, Esther Povitsky
Guests: Bert Kreischer · Bobby Lee · Esther Povitsky
Lineup
Set: Hans performs material about being mistaken for not being from Texas despite his appearance, immigration, paralysis, and family relationships with absurdist callbacks.
Interview: Bobby praises Hans as the filthiest comedian he's seen; they discuss Hans's wardrobe, sexual habits, and Korean cuisine references.
- Paralyzed from neck down could be good for bondage; God as new father figure.
- Immigrants coming over helps with dirty windshield and picking up flowers.
- Bobby Lee praises Hans's performance and calls him a descendant/son figure in comedy.
Set: Jason discusses his new mustache and the facial hair community reactions, comparing himself to victims due to his appearance and body type.
Interview: Jason talks about working at a poke restaurant, his girlfriend who is a door girl at an improv theater, and his push-up abilities.
- Mustache attracts mostly guys; compared to pedophile sash by other men with mustaches.
- No one says he has pedophile stash because he looks like Indian teenager victim.
- Jason performs 30 push-ups live on show after claiming he could do them.
Set: Grant jokes about drinking culture, relationships, and a stat about mentally handicapped homeowners, with a callback about difficult landlords.
Interview: Grant reveals he works as a barista at Sunset, fell off a balcony during pandemic causing brain bleeding and broken teeth.
- 2023 had highest percentage of mentally handicapped homeowners; tough landlord scenario.
- Grant reveals he fell off a balcony at age 23 during pandemic, breaking his leg and jaw, requiring fake teeth.
Set: Karen performs about reproductive rights, drug testing, tattoos, and compares rape and incest to soup and sandwiches; opens with abortion access.
Interview: Karen discusses storming the Capitol on January 6, drug testing conditions of release, and shows pictures of her outfit from that day.
- Why can't she choose to smoke weed if she can choose abortion, except in rape/incest cases.
- Rape and incest together sound like soup and sandwiches; got face tattoo for eyebrows.
- Karen reveals she was arrested for storming the Capitol on January 6; under court-ordered drug testing as condition of release.
Set: Kam tells story about cousin Natron taking him to strip club at 15, strippers being excited to see him and sexual contact despite his young age.
Interview: Bert praises Kam's killer performance; they discuss Natron's bouncy house business, family relationships, and Kam's recent touring with Shane Gillis.
- Cousin Natron named by uncle who predicted NFL player or prisoner; became both.
- Strippers blew raspberries on him sexually at age 15; he came twice.
- Bert Kreischer says he wants to take Kam on the road; high praise from established comedian.
Set: Carlos performs about his anatomy being dangerous due to stomach pressure, hauling horses for a living, and smoking pigs in Chicago.
Interview: Carlos reveals it's his first stand-up ever; worked in oil field, hauls horses in 18-wheelers, was in juvie, performs improv with panel.
- Back of his dick more dangerous than front due to stomach pressure.
- Hauls horses; made friends with Chicago gang members, confused smoking pigs with different meaning.
- Tony awards big joke book for exceptional first-time performance; calls it potentially best debut in show history.
- Carlos performs improv scene with Bobby Lee playing Asian woman, gets to practice comedic chemistry.
Set: Jack performs about turkeys blushing and scientists flirting with them, bathroom sign about flushing, and ends with sexual joke about turkeys.
Interview: Jack is 30, former paramedic for 6 years, atheist Jew, dating comic Matilda Epstein whom they're about to bring on stage.
- Turkeys can blush; scientists must be flirting with them to know.
- Bathroom sign about flushing; what to do with all the shit.
- Turkeys dry meat not when he's done with them; sexual act.
- Tony reveals Matilda Epstein (Jack's girlfriend) was signed up for the bucket; they bring her on immediately after.
Set: Matilda performs about her dog eating her antidepressants, the dog thriving and texting, trouble reaching orgasm, and easy ways to make dogs cum.
Interview: Matilda is from DC, pregnant with girl due end of March, off Wellbutrin due to nausea, planning to breastfeed, together with Jack 3 years.
- Friend's dog ate all her antidepressants; dog now thriving, texting, making beds.
- Dogs having trouble reaching orgasm but easy to make them cum.
- Matilda outperforms boyfriend Jack on stage; panel notes she wore the funny pants in the relationship.
Set: Martin performs about Big Bird's name being curse, bathroom sign about flushing, and absurdist callbacks about his observations.
Interview: Martin is substitute teacher, golden ticket winner from DC/Virginia area, headlining clubs in DC/Baltimore in mid-February.
- Big Bird's name is curse reminder; he's aware he's abnormally sized.
- Bathroom sign don't flush anything except toilet paper; what to do with shit.
- Golden ticket winner with disability who performs regularly; Tony invites him to Bottom of the Barrel late show.
Reid Conklin
Set: Reid performs about meeting homeless woman on 6th Street, taking her home, having sex, getting UTI, and call for people to fuck homeless.
Interview: Reid is traveling street performer from Key West, juggles and does whip cracking, visited 50 countries, performs at Renaissance Festival.
- Met homeless girl on 6th Street; took her home for best sex of his life.
- Got UTI from homeless woman; burned for her; call to fuck homeless instead of hating them.
- Reid performs handstand and juggles limes on stage as part of interview segment.
Set: William performs political commentary on Bill Clinton in metaverse, Indian CEO wire death, silence/violence, and desire to fuck homeless.
Interview: William is turning 37 on Friday, has played Last of Us 2 remaster 30 hours in two days, psychic said he won't live past 40.
- British police investigating metaverse rape; Bill Clinton too fat to fit in.
- Indian CEO's turban didn't break fall from snapped wire during ceremony.
- Silence is violence true; wishes dad gave him silent treatment instead.
- William has extended controversial rant with Red Band about fish mouth and appearance insults.