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Cbas Mattar

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: July 10, 2023Latest: April 6, 2026

Cbas Mattar has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #766 Bucket Pull · April 6, 2026

Cbas discussed gratitude and his father's heart transplant and death. He joked about a tattoo on his right hand that says 'all this extra time' and the unfortunate positioning making it look suggestive when masturbating.

  • Tattoo on right hand saying 'all this extra time' looks like genitals during masturbation
  • Father's motto 'life gets hard' becomes awkward when joking about needing a hand
Kill Tony #621 Bucket Pull · July 10, 2023

Jokes about his nickname C.B.A.S. standing for 'Can't Buy Anything Expensive,' being poor at movies, and his wife being a wedding planner.

  • Can't afford vowels, needs coupons and gift cards just to go to movies
  • Girls with small clutches should stay home; need beach bags for partying
  • He and girlfriend got drunk watching Despicable Me with cheap wine