Kill Tony #277 — Big Jay Oakerson, Dave Smith
Guests: Big Jay Oakerson · Dave Smith
Lineup
Set: Absurdist comedy about themed fleshlights, including a "Walking Dead" necrophilia joke. Set deteriorated into shock value without strong comedic structure.
Interview: Andrew revealed he took a comedy class and recently broke up with his girlfriend. Works part-time for USPS and at Best Buy. Interview exposed honest relationship struggles beneath the edgy material.
- Alien vs Predator themed fleshlight combo pack with worried helmet-biting choppers
- Walking Dead fleshlight implies necrophilia, FBI should check for cemetery soil
- Big Jay expressed strong dislike of Andrew immediately after set
- Tony coached Andrew on being honest about real breakup pain rather than forcing jokes
Set: Opened with brain tumor/shunt medical device, charged $1 to touch it. Finished with dark joke comparing mass shootings to new Star Wars movies.
Interview: Christian is an optician who had brain surgery two years ago. Plays bass in a reggae band called The Far East. Recently married. Discussed his medical device, hobbies, and physical limitations.
- Brain shunt is two-and-a-half-foot crazy straw in body, charges $1 to touch
- Mass shootings like Star Wars movies, one coming out every week
- Christian attempted to show audience his brain shunt scar on neck
- Tony made extended callback joke about Christian's brain fluid secretions
Set: Jokes about Wheel of Fortune writers, valet car crash story, and bartender experiences. Material focused on workplace observations with some awkward premises.
Interview: Anthony is 24, works at a doctor's office pulling files. Has a girlfriend he met at open mic. Panel got extensive interview about his sex life and physical intimacy with graphic details.
- Wheel of Fortune might have full-time writers making up cotton sweatpants puzzles
- Valet kid asked about drugs, then crashed parked car into another car
- Panel conducted extensive graphic sexual interview about girlfriend, premature ejaculation timing
- Girlfriend supposedly called Anthony ugliest guy during college encounter
Set: Strong tight set about a man dying in Walmart bathroom over three days, and wanting to die in Walmart too. Funny observation about bathroom cleaner protocol.
Interview: Danny from Flemington, New Jersey. Three years stand-up. Does magic as hobby (went by Abracadanny as kid). Works at Costco giving away samples. Plays magic and does comedy.
- Guy died in Walmart bathroom Sunday, found Tuesday—bathroom cleaner problem
- People say they want to die in sleep, don't know Walmart bathrooms option
- Tony praised Danny's set as 'probably the best set of the night so far'
- Danny revealed childhood magic stage name 'Abracadanny' around age 7, quit around 12
- Danny works Costco sample station, intentionally slows down cooking to mess with repeat customers
Justin Finklestein
Set: Disjointed first-time set about three-and-a-half-hour Uber ride with Russian driver, attempted Tinder observations about girls with dogs and TV show references. Story collapsed mid-telling.
Interview: Tom is 29, from three-and-a-half hours north. First-time stand-up. Stayed in hotel with valet parking. Does MMA and jiu-jitsu. Announced stage name 'Irritated Tom Cat' to avoid father's last name (father abandoned family multiple times).
- Rambling story about Uber/taxi ride with Russian driver and missed exits
- Tinder observation about girls with dog profile pics and Grey's Anatomy references
- Tom blanked on first-time stage performance, couldn't complete Uber premise
- Tom revealed father abandonment trauma, used stage name to escape paternal legacy
- Tom disclosed he works in chemical fertilizer, which he called his real job
- Tom struggled with enunciation as ring announcer, audience questioned his credibility
Set: Strong observational minute about crushing on Bobby, shaving prep, kegels before sex compared to gym-before-bodybuilding-competition. Detailed discussion of body hair including waxed butthole.
Interview: Ali is Kill Tony legend who started at 19. Works at wings restaurant. Discussed hairy body parts, waxing butthole, accidentally throwing coworker under bus. Talked about free chicken access.
- Bobby texted at 10pm, Ali rushed to shave everything including hairy toes
- Kegels before sex like going to gym 30 mins before bodybuilding competition
- Never grateful for stubbed toe prevention from hair, same with butt stuff
- Ali revealed she waxes her butthole because it feels good with warm heat
- Ali disclosed accidentally throwing coworker under bus on fourth day of training
- Tony praised Ali as potential future great comedian, opening for Rogan
Judie
Set: Strong set about friend's suicide via A train, ancient Roman porn murals, and how 3000 years ago you'd break into different houses to find porn. Dark, clever observations.
Interview: Billy from Jersey, nine years stand-up. Does podcast and sells t-shirts. Very poor. Performed naked roast battle night before at Skankfest. Dumped on Super Bowl Sunday. Has crippling gambling addiction.
- Friend jumped in front of A train, thought he OD'd years ago—losing friend twice
- Ancient Romans had erotic murals instead of porn, had to break into different houses
- When scrolling porn too long, would have to break into neighbor's hut to find mural
- Billy did naked roast battle the night before, defeated opponent
- Billy dumped on Super Bowl Sunday, Eagles beat Brady right after
- Billy revealed crippling gambling addiction, played backgammon 12 hours with homeless man
- Billy justifies gambling losses as charity to Native American college funds