Kill Tony #277 — Big Jay Oakerson, Dave Smith
Guests: Big Jay Oakerson · Dave Smith
Lineup
Set: Absurdist comedy about themed fleshlights, including a "Walking Dead" necrophilia joke. Set deteriorated into shock value without strong comedic structure.
Interview: Andrew revealed he took a comedy class and recently broke up with his girlfriend. Works part-time for USPS and at Best Buy. Interview exposed honest relationship struggles beneath the edgy material.
- Alien vs Predator themed fleshlight combo pack with worried helmet-biting choppers
- Walking Dead fleshlight implies necrophilia, FBI should check for cemetery soil
- Big Jay expressed strong dislike of Andrew immediately after set
- Tony coached Andrew on being honest about real breakup pain rather than forcing jokes
Set: Opened with brain tumor/shunt medical device, charged $1 to touch it. Finished with dark joke comparing mass shootings to new Star Wars movies.
Interview: Christian is an optician who had brain surgery two years ago. Plays bass in a reggae band called The Far East. Recently married. Discussed his medical device, hobbies, and physical limitations.
- Brain shunt is two-and-a-half-foot crazy straw in body, charges $1 to touch
- Mass shootings like Star Wars movies, one coming out every week
- Christian attempted to show audience his brain shunt scar on neck
- Tony made extended callback joke about Christian's brain fluid secretions
Set: Jokes about Wheel of Fortune writers, valet car crash story, and bartender experiences. Material focused on workplace observations with some awkward premises.
Interview: Anthony is 24, works at a doctor's office pulling files. Has a girlfriend he met at open mic. Panel got extensive interview about his sex life and physical intimacy with graphic details.
- Wheel of Fortune might have full-time writers making up cotton sweatpants puzzles
- Valet kid asked about drugs, then crashed parked car into another car
- Panel conducted extensive graphic sexual interview about girlfriend, premature ejaculation timing
- Girlfriend supposedly called Anthony ugliest guy during college encounter
Set: Strong tight set about a man dying in Walmart bathroom over three days, and wanting to die in Walmart too. Funny observation about bathroom cleaner protocol.
Interview: Danny from Flemington, New Jersey. Three years stand-up. Does magic as hobby (went by Abracadanny as kid). Works at Costco giving away samples. Plays magic and does comedy.
- Guy died in Walmart bathroom Sunday, found Tuesday—bathroom cleaner problem
- People say they want to die in sleep, don't know Walmart bathrooms option
- Tony praised Danny's set as 'probably the best set of the night so far'
- Danny revealed childhood magic stage name 'Abracadanny' around age 7, quit around 12
- Danny works Costco sample station, intentionally slows down cooking to mess with repeat customers
Set: Rambling set about not being used to small audiences, Twitter/Skankfest tickets, antisemitic joke about Jewish name and pound of flesh Shylock reference. Material was disjointed and poorly executed.
Interview: Justin is 42, works at bank leading dashboard/reporting team. Father of three (8, 5, 12 years old). Longtime Kill Tony fan. Recently started jiu-jitsu. Runs podcast 'Justin Finkelstein Talks aka Dementia' with hundreds of episodes.
- Twitter comment about Finkelstein name and pound of flesh/Jewish stereotype
- Justin revealed this was his first time ever performing stand-up on stage
- Tony emphasized Justin's authentic vulnerability about not fitting in made interview gold
- Jeremiah disclosed uncle put him in rear naked choke and told him not to tell
Set: Disjointed first-time set about three-and-a-half-hour Uber ride with Russian driver, attempted Tinder observations about girls with dogs and TV show references. Story collapsed mid-telling.
Interview: Tom is 29, from three-and-a-half hours north. First-time stand-up. Stayed in hotel with valet parking. Does MMA and jiu-jitsu. Announced stage name 'Irritated Tom Cat' to avoid father's last name (father abandoned family multiple times).
- Rambling story about Uber/taxi ride with Russian driver and missed exits
- Tinder observation about girls with dog profile pics and Grey's Anatomy references
- Tom blanked on first-time stage performance, couldn't complete Uber premise
- Tom revealed father abandonment trauma, used stage name to escape paternal legacy
- Tom disclosed he works in chemical fertilizer, which he called his real job
- Tom struggled with enunciation as ring announcer, audience questioned his credibility
Set: Strong observational minute about crushing on Bobby, shaving prep, kegels before sex compared to gym-before-bodybuilding-competition. Detailed discussion of body hair including waxed butthole.
Interview: Ali is Kill Tony legend who started at 19. Works at wings restaurant. Discussed hairy body parts, waxing butthole, accidentally throwing coworker under bus. Talked about free chicken access.
- Bobby texted at 10pm, Ali rushed to shave everything including hairy toes
- Kegels before sex like going to gym 30 mins before bodybuilding competition
- Never grateful for stubbed toe prevention from hair, same with butt stuff
- Ali revealed she waxes her butthole because it feels good with warm heat
- Ali disclosed accidentally throwing coworker under bus on fourth day of training
- Tony praised Ali as potential future great comedian, opening for Rogan
Judy
Set: First-timer from Philly. Rambling, mostly sincere talk about self-esteem boost from Skankfest, calling herself a 'seven' on normal days. Started genuine then tried to force jokes. Material was disjointed.
Interview: Judy from Philadelphia. Musician/actor who toured with band Needle Points, plays drums. Broke financially after acting gigs. Has an unusually long tongue. One-word answers frustrated panel.
- On normal days she's a seven in NYC, here she's definitely higher
- Judy revealed extremely long tongue to audience
- Panel frustrated by Judy's one-word answers during interview
- Judy disclosed band Needle Points, currently broke, no steady income
Set: Strong set about friend's suicide via A train, ancient Roman porn murals, and how 3000 years ago you'd break into different houses to find porn. Dark, clever observations.
Interview: Billy from Jersey, nine years stand-up. Does podcast and sells t-shirts. Very poor. Performed naked roast battle night before at Skankfest. Dumped on Super Bowl Sunday. Has crippling gambling addiction.
- Friend jumped in front of A train, thought he OD'd years ago—losing friend twice
- Ancient Romans had erotic murals instead of porn, had to break into different houses
- When scrolling porn too long, would have to break into neighbor's hut to find mural
- Billy did naked roast battle the night before, defeated opponent
- Billy dumped on Super Bowl Sunday, Eagles beat Brady right after
- Billy revealed crippling gambling addiction, played backgammon 12 hours with homeless man
- Billy justifies gambling losses as charity to Native American college funds
Interview: Big Jay was introduced as returning guest from last year's Skankfest. Tony mentioned he once had to pull a man off stage as security when Jeremiah got attacked by someone on mushrooms. Made jokes about Big Jay being genetically predisposed to security work.
- Tony recalled Big Jay pulling attacker off Jeremiah during mushroom incident
- Big Jay expressed strong dislike of Andrew Gileviano immediately after set
Dave Smith
Interview: Dave Smith was introduced as returning guest from last year's Skankfest. Served as panel judge throughout the show, making comments and roasting performers during interviews.
- Dave made joke about free market deciding Andrew's fleshlight jokes about girlfriend
Set: Jeremiah appeared in character as 'a kid from a Disney sitcom' with specific costuming and mannerisms. Very brief appearance as the band leader character.
- Jeremiah committed to Disney sitcom child character for entire episode
- Jeremiah disclosed uncle put him in rear naked choke during interview