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Arturo H

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: April 27, 2015Latest: June 1, 2015

Arturo H has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony June 1, 2015 Bucket Pull · June 1, 2015

Set about attending 90-year-old grandmother's family reunion in Mexico with 93 relatives. After grandmother only nods and grunts, cousin reveals she has Parkinson's. Discusses open casket burials and family basketball game.

  • Grandma at 90th reunion only nods and grunts, then cousin mentions she has Parkinson's.
  • Why are we burying ourselves like vampires in 2015? Cremate yourself like a normal person.
Kill Tony April 27, 2015 Bucket Pull · April 27, 2015

First-time comedian, age 22. Jokes about changing to unlimited data plan and realizing he's lonely; graphic material about masturbating on the toilet while watching videos.

  • Switched to unlimited data, realized AT&T reminds him he's lonely
  • Masturbating on toilet, AT&T charges $10 for extra data mid-climax