Brian Riley
Brian Riley has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Riley describes escaping Kansas via acid and tornados, comparing Kansas violence (dropping houses) to LA gang culture. He then details the Wizard of Oz plot with graphic descriptions of killing witches.
- Kansas drops houses on people like gang violence (Crips/Bloods vs cornfield/wheat field thugs).
- Second witch dies from getting wet after sex; graphic description of sexual mechanics.
Bio-comic about being 41, single, working at Olive Garden for years, and low standards for dating. Features crude jokes about Olive Garden customers and settling in life.
- Can't date women who slept with Olive Garden guy; it's embarrassing to take home to mom
- Beach living with drugs; hooked up with hottest girl ever walking to buy cigarettes at bar