Colton Harpie
Colton Harpie has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Set about working at elementary school special ed department, kids' insults, told kid he'd have sex with mother, and another kid exposing himself.
- Third grader called him COOL (Constipated Overrated Loser), he responded he'd have sex with mom
Colton joked about getting into a relationship, becoming a stepfather to a 5-year-old, working with children, and planning a pop-up book about sexual acts.
- Became stepfather to Mexican girlfriend's 5-year-old son.
- Planning pop-up book called 'The Things You'll Do for [ __ ]'.