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Crystal Oates

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: July 15, 2013Latest: July 29, 2013

Crystal Oates has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #9 Bucket Pull · July 29, 2013

Performed play-on-words bit about F-words, claiming 'foodie' and 'fashionista' are worse than the actual F-word. Wordplay-focused new material.

  • Foodie and fashionista are worse F-words than profanity itself.
Kill Tony #7 Bucket Pull · July 15, 2013

Crystal discusses dating a Jewish man. She learns rabbis can be women and that her boyfriend's ex-rabbi had an issue with her large pubic hair. She jokes about calling her rabbi when her own bush gets out of control.

  • Rabbis can be women and date men who discuss exes
  • Call my rabbi whenever my bush gets out of control