Daniel White
Daniel White has performed on Kill Tony 6 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Observational bit about S&M slaves on the bus and work conversations about papers jams and tips, with wordplay between manual labor and BDSM.
- S&M slave guy on bus should be in cage, not commuting.
- Work conversation wordplay: boss up my ass, bend over.
Daniel jokes about masturbation providing a sense of accomplishment, the difficulty when others are nearby, and people accusing him of being gay when he goes without for too long. He discusses hookup anxiety and references a motel 6 encounter.
- Masturbating alone provides sense of accomplishment; harder with others nearby.
- Not having sex for a while makes people think you're gay.
13-year-old from Kentucky with guitar claims playing guitar doesn't help you get laid, then demonstrates by playing poorly. Set awkwardly incorporates a guitar prop that undermines the comedy.
- Playing guitar for 15 years doesn't help get women
Running for LA Secretary of Transportation; proposes banning overcrowded buses, ejecting people blocking aisle seats, and promising not to ride the bus if elected.
- Campaign promise: eject bus passengers blocking aisle seats next to empty window seats.
- If elected Secretary of Transportation, he will no longer ride the bus.
Debut set covering religious mythology across Hinduism, Catholicism, and Christianity, mixing dragon-slaying saints with imaginary monsters like Bigfoot and Chupacabra.
- Ganesh had head replaced with elephant head; questions what would happen if it happened to his penis instead.
- Saint George canonized for killing dragon, but might have been crocodile; Catholics can't admit it or have to canonize Steve Irwin.
- Catholics must canonize whoever kills Bigfoot since they already canonized dragon-killer.
Daniel's first-ever comedy set uses Moses as premise: God led him in circles for 40 years like Gilligan's Island, then told him he'd never enter Promised Land. Topical biblical observational humor.
- Moses led people 40 years in circles, like Gilligan's 3-hour tour
- God told Moses he'd never enter Promised Land after decades of work