David Nieker
David Nieker has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Set about visiting a Mormon temple in Salt Lake City and noticing six-pointed stars on doorways, questioning if the Mormons were appropriating Jewish/Islamic symbols.
- Over every doorway at Mormon temple was six-pointed star; he's Jewish so he claimed it as his
- Mormon lady explained it was 'Star of Jubilee,' not appropriation of Jewish star
- Joke about Mormon lady showing Muslim flag next, continuing the appropriation theme
Opens with a joke about not being able to marry the person he loves (his Internet dating subject). Discusses internet dating strategy: get to know women before sleeping with them but not so much they lose interest. Closes with Midas touch joke about women putting on brakes.
- Supreme Court won't let him marry the woman he loves (his dating subject).
- Internet dating strategy: know women enough to want sex before they know you.
- Midas touch: every woman he touches puts on the brakes.
Celebrates four-and-a-half months of marijuana sobriety while experiencing depression and dreams again; also references recent Law & Order episode he appeared in shirtless.
- Quit weed on January 1st, celebrating four-and-a-half months of abject depression
- When you quit weed you get dreams again; his dreams are about scoring weed