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David Shine

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: September 5, 2016Latest: September 12, 2016

David Shine has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #174 Bucket Pull · September 12, 2016

Observational comedy about being racist in certain situations, specifically about not wanting a white cashier making Chinese food, and preferring Mexican-made Chinese food.

  • Won't let white guy make Chinese food; white people make great sandwiches with mayonnaise
Kill Tony #173 Bucket Pull · September 5, 2016

David performs an absurdist set about dressing as a bear to buy only honey products at grocery stores without paying, then running away. He also jokes about bear attack survival rules and makes a comment about 'not being racist' when specifying black bears.

  • Dresses as bear, buys only honey products, tells cashier 'what the fuck is dollars, bitch, I'm a bear,' then runs away.
  • Questions who came up with the rule about playing dead for 1,100-pound bear attacks.