David Shine
David Shine has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Observational comedy about being racist in certain situations, specifically about not wanting a white cashier making Chinese food, and preferring Mexican-made Chinese food.
- Won't let white guy make Chinese food; white people make great sandwiches with mayonnaise
David performs an absurdist set about dressing as a bear to buy only honey products at grocery stores without paying, then running away. He also jokes about bear attack survival rules and makes a comment about 'not being racist' when specifying black bears.
- Dresses as bear, buys only honey products, tells cashier 'what the fuck is dollars, bitch, I'm a bear,' then runs away.
- Questions who came up with the rule about playing dead for 1,100-pound bear attacks.