Dennis Wilson

Black people being three years older due to environment/economics, identity theft (Cadillac accepted, patio furniture flagged), ice cream truck dynamics in South Central.

• Black people buy Cadillacs without suspicion; patio furniture triggers police calls
• Ice cream trucks in South Central: Black kids get in truck instead of waiting outside

Four-year comic returning after 8-9 year break from comedy to care for family. Material about growing up in South Central LA (murder, chalk outline, hopscotch), getting arrested for identity theft (bought Cadillac with no issues, but patio furniture caused police call).

• Murder at elementary school, next day girls playing hopscotch on body
• Identity theft: bought Cadillac fine, patio furniture caused police to call

Dennis, from South Central LA, discusses wanting to have sex with a cow while driving across Texas, adds it to bucket list, then pivots to wanting to slap a cop in public as a bucket list item.

• Wants to have sex with cow but doesn't have truck, only SUV
• Plans to slap cop in public place like Denny's during his Grand Slam

Opens with confusing repeated joke about 14 courts of semen, minimal structure, gets largely confused reactions from panel.

• Rambling joke about 14 courts of semen/come, unclear punchline or structure.

Dark material about being in a co-ed mental institution for three weeks instead of intended 72 hours; joked about legal consequences of having sex with inmates; brief 38-second set cut short.

• In co-ed mental institution, sex with inmates is illegal and results in 90 days.

Set comparing nerds to their historical unpopularity and modern danger. References Jared Fogle and violent incidents. Argues nerds should stop procreating due to overpopulation.

• Nerds were unpopular before, now dangerous; they know too many nerds, should stop breeding.