Gabriel Killian
Gabriel Killian has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
One-liner specialist delivering rapid-fire jokes about tattoo parlor concept, childhood poverty, and his most famous achievement: never forgetting about Dre.
- Breast tattoo parlor concept called 'Tit for Tat'.
- Grew up broke; stole old lady's purse but knocked her out with roundhouse kick instead.
- No matter hardship, never forgot about Dre.
Gabriel performs rapid-fire one-liners about urban legends, fights in high school, AIDS jokes, and word play with dark comedic delivery.
- Used to think urban legends were cool basketball players who lived in the hood.
- High school fights led to rumor that Gabriel has AIDS, so nobody would fight him.
- Important to clarify he doesn't have AIDS because he looks like he could have it.
One-liner style comedy covering suicide prevention through TV addiction, McDonald's employees, car size/vagina jokes, and anime porn preferences.
- HBO saves suicidal person's life repeatedly by releasing addictive shows like Game of Thrones
- Want to meet McDonald's employee who does job for sex appeal rather than money
- Girls driving small cars compensating for big vaginas; anime porn better than Puerto Rican anime
Three short jokes: wasting time at DMV to meet people; brother crashed car and insurance won't cover; knowing a dead girl who he had sex with; comparing to character Bubbles from The Wire.
- Wasted five hours at DMV just to meet people
- Brother crashed car, insurance won't cover because he wasn't driving
- Had sex with a dead girl; misdirection about biggest fear being like Bubbles
Shy performer in hood and hat tells jokes about finding his girlfriend in a porn video, being a light-skinned Black guy, and being Black from the waist down.
- Found girlfriend in gangbang porn but it was just a movie
- Girls don't believe he's light-skinned Black guy anymore