Gary Curtis
Gary Curtis has performed on Kill Tony 6 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Election-themed set using Scooby-Doo metaphor about 2016 election, discussing Clinton, Trump, Bernie Sanders, and media bias in political coverage.
- Election as Scooby-Doo episode with Trump as villain, possibly George Bush underneath
Gary joked about sister outcompeting him in life milestones from childhood through adulthood. Self-deprecating humor about grades, mowing, sports, job, cable, and engagement.
- Sister constantly beats him at everything since childhood
- Sister got engaged first, now needs to get girlfriend pregnant to prove point
Russell Wilson abstinence joke about poor decision-making. Personal relationship material about insecurity, delivered with smooth Tonight Show-style format.
- Russell Wilson blew Super Bowl, now practicing abstinence - both terrible decisions.
- Ex-girlfriend's insecurity questions; wishes he'd say yes and explain mutual loss.
Gary discusses the disconnect between college pride and adult reality, revealing he has $40,000+ in student debt while friends without degrees are equally successful. Makes a controversial joke equating abortion costs to tuition.
- Graduates feel superior to non-college peers but end up with same debt load.
- Multiple abortions cost similar to college tuition debt.
Relationship material comparing dating vs being in a relationship, covering subjects like farting, periods, and toe sucking. Uses speed-bag style hitting multiple angles on each topic.
- Single: girl farts = dealbreaker. Relationship: girl farts = she must love me.
- Single men won't sleep with women on period, but in relationship totally willing.
Gary performs about language learning, relationship dynamics, and circular arguments with girlfriends. Opens with observation that woman should be declared as language, then explores argument traps and relationship logic.
- Woman should be declared a language because it's hardest to learn.
- How does one end up in argument with girlfriend without realizing it?
- Girlfriend's 'always right' logic creates circular trap about time constraints.