Isaac Hirsch

Isaac works as an extra in Hollywood and describes being cast as a disabled character in a wheelchair despite not being disabled. He recalls having to stay in the wheelchair all day to avoid awkwardness with actors who thought he was genuinely disabled.

• Chosen as disabled-looking extra over kids actually in wheelchairs
• Had to pretend to stay in wheelchair all day due to awkwardness

Isaac performs about having a very Jewish name despite not being Jewish, discusses Jewish holidays and using them as excuses to miss work, and jokes about being Orthodox and inventing fake holidays like Havdalah Gala.

• Jewish name without being Jewish: 'if I got up like, hi, my name is Menorah Israel.'
• Boss assumes he celebrates Rosh Hashanah; he invents Havdalah Gala as three-day festival of sleep and video games.

Isaac performs about a dating app ad on the bus, makes joke about living with parents, and jokes about sandwiches vs dating.

• Dating app exists but not sandwich app for picky eaters
• Sandwiches don't come with surprise kids like dating does

Isaac discussed his year of sobriety from heroin and cocaine addiction, sharing explicit details about sexual acts performed to obtain drugs and the confusion around drug-fueled behavior versus prostitution.

• Had to perform sexual acts to get heroin; dealers wouldn't just sell it to him.
• Friend confused cocaine use with prostitution, couldn't drink energy drinks without thinking of sexual acts.
• Joking about how cheap prostitution would be compared to actual drug addiction costs.