Jeremy Paul
Jeremy Paul has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Discussed bad parenting through government assistance experiences: projects in Illinois, seeing cocaine before Big Macs, being only employed family member at age 9.
- Parents did best they could in projects; best you could do.
- Saw cocaine before Big Mac; was 9-year-old family breadwinner.
Family crime jokes: niece held up cab with Nintendo gun, cousin did 15 years for murder then went back for selling weed to same undercover cop twice. Dark premise about family members in prison and glad he won't have kids.
- Niece held up cab with Nintendo gun, five years prison with other friends.
- Cousin did 15 years for murder, got out, sold weed to same undercover cop twice.
Jeremy discusses a friend who owes him $700 while vacationing in Aruba, offering $100 for a ride to confront her. The bit includes absurd escalation with toenail clippers around his neck and keys worn as a necklace.
- Friend owes $700 while in Aruba; offers $100 for ride to confront her
- Fish have smaller vaginas than Asian women, don't get upset about it