Jesse Campos
Jesse Campos has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Campos joked about his regretted straight edge tattoo he got at 18, not knowing "Mary Jane" was about weed not Spider-Man, and misinterpreting two men in a bathroom.
- Got straight edge tattoo at 18, turned 21 and had to live with it
Jesse jokes about his 95-year-old grandmother born in 1924 (same age as Tombstone Pizza frozen food). He does material about his bar job and PDA in bars.
- Grandmother born 1924, same age as Tombstone pizza, gravestone joke
- PDA in bars is unnecessary, offer to join making out couples
Works in bar and observes weird customer behavior: guy puking into hands then pockets, friend biting girl at bar and offering pool game as apology, watches Teen Wolf and calls it greatest basketball movie.
- Guy puke into hands then pockets - alpha confidence move
- Teen Wolf most basketball movie ever made
Jesse discusses his mom supporting his comedy, jokes about not being gay while liking dick pics, sword swallowing, balloon animals, and keeping strangers' ashes.
- Takes dick pics but doesn't send to women because camera adds 10 pounds
- Can make dog out of balloon to entertain; making balloon out of dog terrifies people
- Only keep someone's ashes to be near that person; you can't keep stranger's ashes