Joey Massaro
Joey Massaro has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Joey opens with long-distance relationship struggles, jokes about his girlfriend possibly cheating under the moon, discusses his short stature and love of football, then makes edgy material about wanting to prove his racist parents' beliefs by getting murdered by an illegal immigrant.
- Girlfriend probably cheating under same moon while he watches football.
- Only way to make racist parents proud is getting murdered by illegal immigrant.
- Can sneak mushrooms into parents' food to change their beliefs.