Johnny Stewart
Johnny Stewart has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
No set recap for this appearance.
Two-month comic from San Bernardino compares buying cars to adopting children, mentions color affecting price, reliability, and salvage models. Ran out of time attempting Ralphie May joke. Wears backwards baseball hat.
- Buying car like adopting kid, color/reliability/salvage models affect price
Jokes about favorite comedians, concerning observation about fingering his cat in heat, and terrible first joke about liking Christopher Reeves as vegetable and Elton John as fruit.
- Dave Attell and Patrice O'Neal are funniest guys; thought that was comedy.
- Fingering cat in heat to help her sleep because pinky is cat dick size.
- First joke ever: favorite vegetable Christopher Reeves, fruit is Elton John.