Jonathon Volpe

Jonathon opens with a bit about victim-blaming when avoiding suspicious people. He then reveals his girlfriend yelled his dad's name during sex, which she later told him about despite their arrangement. Closes with joke about being unfit as a parent.

• If something happens to suspicious guy, you get victim-blamed for not crossing street.
• Girlfriend yelled dad's name during sex; worse that she told him after.
• If he took care of kid like himself, they'd take child away immediately.