Ken Garr
Ken Garr has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Cancer survivor discussing dating at 37, divorce, dating apps, and physical ailments of aging. Uses a simple pickup line about wanting to stay in watching Netflix.
- Three years cancer-free; wife took forever to die (got divorced instead)
- Dating line: want to get home, eat Hot Pocket, use heating pad at 37
Ken describes watching pornography with his talkative wife on their anniversary, contrasting her constant commentary with the film itself.
- Wife asks him to bring home pornography for anniversary, complains it wasn't a sequel.
- Wife talks constantly during movie, asking if other women are prettier than her.
Ken opens by saying he's from Mississippi and tired of people using dead people on Facebook for likes. He makes jokes about crystal meth, NASCAR, and crude punchlines about sleep and sex.
- Tired of people using dead Facebook profiles for likes and comments.