Lane Smith Jr
Lane Smith Jr has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Lane discusses his sweaty hands condition ruining his dating game. He tells a story about meeting a girl on Tinder, taking her to a house party, and the morning after reveal.
- Met girl on Tinder, sweaty hands, bathroom situation gone wrong
- Woke up next to girl who turned out to be in high school
Lane discusses having excessively sweaty hands that prevent dating, comparing himself to a guy who can't save someone hanging off a cliff, and using multiple metaphors (sinking quicksand, mops, wet rags) for his sweaty hand condition.
- Sweaty hands prevent dating; can't save someone hanging from cliff like movie guy.
- Hands like sinking quicksand; girls give what-the-fuck looks when touched.