Lindsey Jennings

Dark material about aborted fetal stem cells used in mascara, joked about not being mad since babies are dead and can't be animal tested, discussed personal pregnancy scare and considering abortion.

• Aborted babies in mascara, better than animal testing, already dead
• Pregnancy scare: would kill myself then baby, luckily baby didn't exist

Observational comedy about masculine qualities, booty call rejection, Carl's Jr. drive-through blind date, and relationship dynamics with boyfriend who dresses feminine.

• Boyfriend says she's manly but still wants to have sex with her
• Rejected booty call led to drive-through blind date with screen ordering

Comic discusses heavy weed smoking, short-term memory loss, uses weed as 'wheelchair' instead of crutch. Jokes about always feeling like a dick and avoiding vegetables. Green eyebrows.

• Uses weed as wheelchair not crutch: less work, way more efficient
• Always feels like a dick because of what she puts in body

Jennings discusses auditioning to be a stripper in LA and failing, touching on transgender acceptance in the Middle East vs LA.

• Auditioning to be a stripper was unexpected; failed and felt like ultimate loser.
• LA is easy place to be transgender; just throw on a burka in Middle East.

Set about dealing pure sugar packets to preschool classmates, getting caught, and losing access to Denny's runs. Quick-paced observational comedy with some physical movement on stage.

• Dealt pure white sugar packets to preschoolers, got caught by parents and grandma