Lukas Mateus
Lukas Mateus has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Lukas discussed fighting with his girlfriend over a found quarter (heads up), recently becoming a minimalist unknowingly due to alcoholism, and an awkward Walmart late-night trip where he saw odd employees. The set was difficult to understand due to unclear enunciation.
- Found quarter in parking lot, fought with girlfriend about heads-up rule
- Walmart at 2am is freakshow; employee looks like Goonies character
Colombian adoptee discussing his unique family dynamic as an adopted child of biological parents who also adopted his sister, making incest theoretically safe genetically.
- Being adopted is like getting a used PlayStation without box or instructions.
- Could have sex with whole family without genetic consequences since not blood-related.