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Mark Murray

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: October 4, 2013Latest: November 18, 2013

Mark Murray has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #25 Bucket Pull · November 18, 2013

Mark discusses dealing with dry skin seasonally and carrying lotion around, makes masturbation jokes about his red dick, then pivots to women not knowing they're pregnant despite missing periods.

  • Carrying lotion around looks like I'm masturbating; my dick red as jerk-o-lantern
  • Women say they didn't know they were pregnant; if I didn't bleed 9 months, I'd notice
Kill Tony October 4, 2013 Bucket Pull · October 4, 2013

First-time ever material about dick molds, backup dicks for drunk situations, giving gay friends dick replicas, weed edibles, and inappropriate masturbation scenarios.

  • Make dick mold replica to use as backup dick when too drunk
  • Strong weed edible at graduation made him high for entire college
  • Worst jobs to die masturbating are gardener and elementary school janitor