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Matt Cox

🎤 1 appearanceFirst: August 12, 2018

Matt Cox has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #286 Bucket Pull · August 12, 2018

Matt jokes about midlife crisis and wanting a Jeep Wrangler, describes Jeeps as hormone replacement therapy on wheels, compares midlife crises to white guy tropes versus other ethnicities, references blog-hopping baseball stadiums.

  • Jeep Wrangler is hormone replacement therapy on wheels; get bald and fat, get out with ponytail and erection
  • Midlife crises are white guy thing; never hear about Asian guy quitting for hot dog blog