Melissa Esslinger
Melissa Esslinger has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Former kill Tony regular returns after years away. Set about driving a Fiat, bought at Toys R Us, pulling it out of pocket in traffic, airbags deploying.
- Bought Fiat at Toys R Us, pulls it from pocket during traffic
- Wind blowing causes swerving, officer confused by explanation
Regular performing new minute every week. Joke about knee hurting from bike riding and seeing squirrel, hiding under table, childhood perception of bad home life, measuring love and guilt with Jewish mother from Bronx.
- Knee hurts from bike ride with squirrel encounter, hid under table like puppy
- Childhood perception of bad home life aura, measuring love with Jewish mother guilt
Does LA impression as girl with hopes/cocaine reference, discusses baby sleep medication history, talks about going to beach with white noise headphones instead of listening to actual ocean.
- Impression of LA as girl with hopes and dreams, cocaine reference.
- Government used morphine on children to sleep, called 'baby cry no more'.
- Went to beach but used white noise headphones to ignore annoying people.